The scene begins at the base.
Optimus prime: where's Fizzarolli?
Caddy: oh yeah. He told me and Blitz that the clown pageant was today.
Ratchet: clown pageant?
Blitz: it's this thing that Mammon does every year to find a new face for his clownish brand. Fizz always wins.
Caddy: I remember when he first promoted the whole thing.
The scene then cuts to Fizzarolli freaking out about the pageant.
Fizzarolli: Oh fuck! Mammon is gonna notice that! Ozzie, where did my foundation go!?
Asmodeus: this is the 10th year in a row you've done this stupid pageant, froggy. And you win every time. How come you're always so dead set on this?
Fizzarolli: I wanna make Mammon proud, okay? He's really passionate about the craft of clown. He expects perfection so I gotta be perfect.
Asmodeus: Fizz, you ain't perfect. Nobody is. How about you sit this one out and let someone else take the spotlight. You deserve a break, or a vacation where you don't have to fend off creeps the entire time.
Fizzarolli: I had to fend off creeps before the robots. I just have thirstier ones now. Besides I just have to do this.
Asmodeus: let me rephrase. I don't like how many creeps you have now thanks to Mammon. And I don't like designing sex toys with your likeness for him. Pretty sure you feel the same
Fizzarolli: I just don't think about it, a toy is a toy. Look, Oz, I'm fine. Working for Mammon is a big deal to me. He's been my idol since I was five, I can't just not compete, I'd be letting him down. The fans down.
Asmodeus: Mammon can eat my ass! In a bad way! Fizz, I've known that guy since the thirteen primes--
Fizzarolli: the what?
Asmodeus: since the start of hell are he fucking sucks. Always has. He doesn't even do clown shit anymore. (Sigh) I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. Sometimes heroes let you down.
Fizzarolli: I know, Oz. But this is for me. I don't wanna lose.
The scene then cuts back to the base with Felicity watching the FNAF movie for the 600th time until Blitz got a phone call.
Felicity: Blitz!
Blitz: I'm answering!
Blitz then used a spoon full of crushed up rats to feed his son Orion Pax and then answered the phone.
Blitz: Hello?
Asmodeus: (through phone) is this Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sorta friend Blitz?
Blitz: That's a weird way to put it but eeyup, that's me.
Asmodeus: this is Asmodeus.
Blitz: oh shit, the big Oz himself. Is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend your sin- siness? Sinfulness? Sin- royal big man?
Asmodeus: you've lived rent-free in Fizz's head for years so I can't help feel he values your take on things.
Blitz: yeah, I was the only one who had the stronger opinions. Yeah, like one time he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best.
Asmodeus: look he's dead set on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant.
Blitz: wow, big fuckin' surprise there.
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)
Fanfictionthis is a rewrite of my original crossover on my old account since my phone was broken so now I have to rewrite
