chapter 17: I need ideas

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Leela wakes up and smells a FNAF shirt she had on until she sees the camera.

Leela: I've literally been hiding things for my parents and I still know what happened last time on transformers prime helluva boss. Where the fuck were you?

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The scene begins at the base after Loona and Smokescreen came back after a recon mission.

Loona: still no cons.

Optimus prime: that's the third time this month.

Circuitjack: ya think they're leaving.

Ratchet: *scoffs* if anything they're probably planning to attack.

Felicity: no shit Sherlock.

Jack: oh, Felicity, I found your FNAF shirt under the couch.

Felicity: what the?

Then Leela immediately ran and grabbed the shirt and started holding it tight.

Leela: it's mine!

Felicity: is that the FNAF shirt I gave you when we first met?

Leela: yes.

Felicity: but you never wear it.

Leela: oh, I wear it all the time.

Then Felicity's face started blushing.

Felicity: okay, I have the worst hangover right now.

Ratchet: why would you ever need to drink?

Felicity: you've known about my alcohol problems for years, Ratchet. Besides, I don't want to do anything. I just feel like... Shit.

The scene then cuts to earlier this morning with Felicity waking up.

Felicity: 🎵wake up at 11:30. Feeling like a bag of shit.🎵

🎵Oh no!🎵

The scene then shows Felicity smelling her dirty clothes.

Felicity: 🎵all my clothes are dirty so I'm smelling like a bag of shit.🎵

The scene then shows Felicity pouring herself a cup of coffee but she misses the cup.

Felicity: 🎵go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup. OMG that is just my luck. Look in the mirror, say what's up, you useless fuck!🎵

The mirror then breaks before the scene cuts back to the base.

Felicity: 🎵are you feeling what I'm feeling? I haven't had a shower in the last 9 days.🎵

🎵AHHHH!🎵

Felicity: 🎵staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling to go away. But it won't go away. I'm not really feeling like I want to get lit.🎵

Jack, Raf and Miko: 🎵tell us how you're feeling.🎵

Felicity: 🎵well, I feel like shit.🎵

Jack, Raf and Miko: 🎵oh shit.🎵

Felicity: 🎵feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit.🎵

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