chapter 8: Oops

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(At this point in time the Autobots have their new base, Ulta Magnus and Wheeljack know about I.M.P and they're already beast hunters)

Shameless bit

Blitz is in the middle of watching My Little pony until he sees the camera and gets annoyed.

Blitz: oh my fucking Satan. I was here last time. Where the fuck were you?

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The scene begins at Asmodeus's (it's either considered an apartment or a castle) with Asmodeus and Fizzarolli asleep until the clock rings and fizzarolli immediately breaks it. Fizzarolli stretches his robotic arms to get a cup of coffee and ends up grabbing the wrong cup. Fizzarolli immediately puts on his hat and drinks his coffee before getting a blow horn.

Fizzarolli: rise and shine, Ozzie!

Fizzarolli blows the horn, waking up Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: *groans* again with the horn?

Fizzarolli: don't blame me. Blame how fuckin' fun they are.

Fizzarolli blows the horn again as Asmodeus gets out of bed.

Fizzarolli: so today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vibrators, then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vibrators, and then a bunch of meetings.

Asmodeus: *sigh* you scheduled me doing lunch?

Fizzarolli: well, you're pretty good at squeezing things in, but I left time for a big ol' breakfast.

Asmodeus: lemme guess? I'm handling that too?

Fizzarolli: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?

Asmodeus: *laughs* No. Never again.

Fizzarolli: what? Maybe I can burn the milk this time.

Asmodeus: stop.

Fizzarolli: Oh! You know what I'm craving?! Burgers!

Asmodeus: no. It's too early for burgers, you maniac.

Fizzarolli: burger time! Burger time! Burger time!

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli laugh and nuzzle on their way to the other room. As Asmodeus was cooking Fizzarolli looks at the newspaper and sees this.

Fizzarolli immediately crumpled up the newspaper, threw it in the trash can, and immediately threw it out the window as Asmodeus checks the fridge

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Fizzarolli immediately crumpled up the newspaper, threw it in the trash can, and immediately threw it out the window as Asmodeus checks the fridge.

Fizzarolli: yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more when I'm out today.

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