Shameless bit
Moxxie is listening to opera music until he sees the camera.
Moxxie: you missed another episode of transformers prime helluva boss? Satan! Find a five year old to turn on your TV or something.
The show
The scene begins at the Base with Leela playing her guitar and Felicity building a Mimic animatronic from the FNAF security breach RUINED DLC as Blitz was watching My Little pony.
Miko: *groans*
Jack: when is this gonna end?
Stolas: it won't. Once Blitz puts on my little pony, it becomes a marathon of the entire show.
Octavia: I've heard it through the walls.
Raf: how do you all deal with this?
Loona: massive anger issues.
Millie: violent thoughts.
Moxxie: phantom of the Opera.
Caddy: thanks to denial I'm in space with a bunch of small robots.
Ratchet: that's oddly specific, but okay.
A few minutes later
Ratchet: Bulkhead, you really mustn't allow yourself to decline.
Miko: yeah bulk, you gotta pull yourself out of this funk.
Loona: or just quit and do whatever the fuck you want.
Moxxie: not helping.
Loona: not tryin'.
Bulkhead: what's the use?
Ratchet: you need to regain your strength. The time will come...
Bulkhead: when what? When all of you will need an assist? Isn't that what the new guy's for?
Smokescreen: hey, Bulkhead, I've been thinking, with your injury and all, you might wanna take advantage of the armor I snagged from Starscream. Instant muscle suit.
Octavia: oh shit.
Bulkhead: you think I need a crutch!?
Then Bulkhead immediately punched the armor out of Smokescreen's hands, crashing it into computers.
Ratchet: BULKHEAD, I NEEDED THAT!!!
Circuitjack: you always needed that!
Then Bulkhead started limping away.
Bulkhead: out of my way, rookie!
Smokescreen: he can walk!
Loona: he's just limping away, you dumbass!
Jack: you gotta be kidding, Raf. You of all people grounded?
Raf: *through phone* big time. I misplaced some homework and blew a couple of tests.
Miko: translation: A- instead of A.
Leela: what?
Felicity: that's just fucking stupid. Why get mad over an A-? It's still a fucking A!
Caddy: I know, Raf, just tell your mother how much damage getting mad over an A- is!
Raf: I can't do that.
Caddy: yes you can. She's using you! With her forcing you to be the best in class, does the bitch not think that's damaging!?
Leela: it clearly is, 'cause Raf isn't standing up for himself.
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)
Fanfictionthis is a rewrite of my original crossover on my old account since my phone was broken so now I have to rewrite
