Shameless bit
Felicity was snow carving a Freddy Fazbear ice sculpture until she saw the camera.
Felicity: it's fucking December and I still managed to watch transformers prime helluva boss. What the fuck is your excuse?
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The scene begins with everyone preparing for Christmas.
Blitz: Christmas. The time of year where kids act like spoiled brats to get what they want.
Ultra Magnus: what?
Jack: *off screen* hey, bitch, what's up with the emo shit!?
Octavia: *off screen* Oh, fuck you!
Felicity: *off screen* yeah! Fuck inside voices!
Leela: *off screen* fuck!
Everyone turned around to see all of the kids beating the shit out of each other until June and Stolas stopped it.
June: Jackson Anita Darby.
(I changed Jack's middle name. Sue me)
June: if your father was here he would shut you up.
The scene then cuts to June with the kids visiting Jack's dad.
June: hon, tell the kids how much Jail sucks. Tell them about the beatings and the rapes. Tell them so they'll stop being bad.
Jack Sr: son, you and your friends should be glad that you're all bad now and not when I was a child. Otherwise Krampus would have came after you.
Jack: Krampus?
Jack Sr: yes. Krampus. The demon of Christmas. When I was a little boy in southern Bavaria in lower Berchtesgaden Santa would ride with Krampus. Santa would give gifts to the good kids and Krampus would punish the naughty ones. Scare you with his rusty chains. Slap your bottom with his Birch branches. And if you were really bad he'd throw you in his almost child size sack and shake you good! Oh, that's Krampus for you.
Jack: sounds like a load of bullshit, I've never heard of Krampus.
Jack Sr: that's because your father...
Leela: *groans* why does the story have to be this long!?
Octavia: *sigh* just stick to the short version. We don't need any monologue.
Jack Sr: long story short I trapped him in a copper pot. And that's why you and all the other baddies never get a visit from Krampus on Christmas.
June: I told you to tell them how horrible jail is and you say this stuff?
Jack Sr: see for yourself. That copper pot is still with all my stuff I left in your basement.
Felicity: yeah, whatever, I'm gonna go get a beer.
Jack Sr: Krampus is real. Real I say! The copper pot is right there with my old rossigol skis! They're super long and super fast! CHECK YOUR BASEMENT, JUNE!!!
The scene then cuts to the next day with all the kids yelling and screaming at each other and throwing knives and swords.
Jack: at least my mom isn't an abusive rich bitch!
Felicity: oh, fuck you!
The scene then cuts to June putting stuff in the basement until she accidentally knocks some boxes over and sees a copper pot and then knocks on it two times... and then it knocks back.
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)
Fanfictionthis is a rewrite of my original crossover on my old account since my phone was broken so now I have to rewrite
