The scene begins with literally everybody at the base.
June: so how has the new year been?
Jack: I was remembering what life was like before everyone in town died.
Felicity: I remembered that one time I told everyone at school to get fucked.
Ratchet: Felicity!
Blitz: where!?
Felicity: then I killed.
Leela: I witnessed.
Raf: well, at least a few of us are getting into heaven.
Loona: bitch, what?
Circuitjack: no we're not.
June: Raf is right, Felicity. I mean, I picked a religion.
Bulkhead: what religion, though?
Felicity: the cult of Glitchtrap is a religion, you stuck up bitch! And aren't you violating the restraining order Blitz and Stolas got after you kidnapped their son!?
Stolas: she is.
Blitz: at this point I'm wondering why we don't just shoot her in the face right now.
June: I'm just trying to help.
Miko: by kidnapping infant goetia imp hybrid babies.
June: is anyone going to let that go?
Arcee: no, you dumbass.
Bumblebee: what is happening?
Moxxie: June being indenial about the fact that she's a horrible person.
Millie: at this point we should just kill her.
Caddy: agreed.
Octavia: she's a dumb bitch.
Wheeljack: everything June says has been slowly making everyone consider suicide the entire time I've known her.
June: what?
Optimus prime: I've wanted to kill myself the second you walked in, June.
Bumblebee: me too.
Smokescreen: we've all hated you.
Loona: I would get hungover on purpose just so I wouldn't have to see you.
Asmodeus: I wanted to drown myself in holy water.
Fizzarolli: no one would give a shit if you died.
Jack then used sign language to tell Felicity "have fun in hell". Felicity immediately kicked Jack in the crotch.
Leela: *laughs* holy shit.
Jack: OWW!!!
Moxxie: what happened?
Jack: she kicked me!
Felicity: I kicked him right in the pussy.
June: damnit, Felicity!
Felicity: fuck you.
Ratchet: I am gonna die with so many regrets.
Jack: me too. I've never made love.
June: you're not missing much.
Blitz: he's missing everything, you fuckin' prude.
Felicity: I regret being born.
Millie: why?
Felicity: because my mom gave birth to me in the fuckin' toilet.
Loona: what?
Felicity: I was welcomed into the world like I'm a shit.
Ratchet: how are you alive!?
Felicity: I don't know.
Octavia: why do these drinks taste weird?
Felicity: that would be the drugs.
Octavia: what are you talking about?
Felicity: Oh, I put a bunch of drugs in everyone's drinks and the entire energon supply.
Then everyone spat out their drinks after hearing what Felicity just said about spiking them with drugs.
Ultra Magnus: why!?
Felicity: I just wanted us to have a few minutes of happiness.
The scene then cuts to a few minutes later with everyone being crazy and writing on the wall with Miko drawing upside down crosses all over her face.
Miko: we're not alone.
Jack was in the middle of eating his fingers off of his hands as Raf was in the corner of the base freaking out.
Jack: I can't stop eating my fingers.
Millie: I see Jupiter.
June: I can't feel my privates.
Optimus Prime: be quiet. I'm discovering a new color.
Blitz: beautiful ponies.
Caddy: why does blitz have six heads?
Fizzarolli: fucking pink dildos everywhere.
Moxxie: poop is coming out of my asshole.... It's done.
Arcee was eating the couch as Circuitjack was drawing shadowy figures with wings and X's where their eyes should be on the wall.
Bumblebee: why was I adopted, daddy?
Optimus prime: *demonic voice* the power of Satan is upon us!
Moxxie: the poop has come out.
June: I've always been jealous of Loona's boobs.
Asmodeus: it was nice knowing you all.
Wheeljack bangs his head on the wall then the scene cuts to this.
(Start at 1:20 end at 1:48)
The scene then cuts to all of them being passed out after an overdose as agent Fowler walked in.
Agent Fowler: what the fu--
(I didn't know what to write)
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)
Fanfictionthis is a rewrite of my original crossover on my old account since my phone was broken so now I have to rewrite
