(After the transformers prime episode evolution)
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Jack was just falling off of the roof until he sees the camera.
Jack: I'm a punching bag everyday of my life and I still managed to watch Transformers prime helluva boss
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The scene Blitz and Stolas both staring at the egg since it was due to hatch in about three months. Stolas was freaking out as everyone else walked in the room.
Millie: I know I've said this a thousand times, but congrats, Blitz.
Moxxie: congratulations, prince Stolas.
Stolas: and since due to how small blitzy's apartment is he and Loona moving in with me and via, which is perfect since Stella moved out and is now trying to kill us. *Panicked laughing* Help me! *Panicked laughing*
June: everyone else, in the other room.
Everyone except Blitz and Stolas went into the other room so June could just be a bitch the whole time.
June: I let them have that relationship and this is how they repay me?
Loona: what?
Octavia: what's that supposed to mean?
June: if an imp and a goetia want to have a relationship that was originally created by arranged sex, then that's their problem, but when they bring a child into it, I've gotta put my foot down!
Felicity: and you don't see yourself being offensive?
Millie: I'm sorry, but who are you to say they can't have a kid?
June: a concerned parent. You can't raise a normal kid in a weird family. Do you know what that'll do to society? Bears and frogs kissing. Kangaroos and sharks having sex. Horses eating each other!
Leela: what?
Felicity: how are any of those things going to happen?
June: yes, horses eating each other! Read the Bible!
Caddy: some of the people in the room are demons from actual hell.
Moxxie: well, I support Blitz and Stolas. They're taking their lives to the next level.
June: it's weird. Why don't I start a family with Felicity's FNAF plushies?
June then immediately grabbed a Golden Freddy plushie and a Circus Baby plush.
June: hey kids, how was school? Brush your teeth. Stay off drugs.
June then dropped those plushies and grabbed a Springtrap plush.
June: hey, honey, I missed you.
June then started weirding everybody out by kissing the Springtrap plush.
June: how about we 69 it, I'll prop you up with the kids.
Jack: Mom!
Ratchet: June!
June: see how weird it gets!?
The scene then cuts to a few minutes later with Blitz and Stolas sleeping on the couch.
Felicity: and that's how complicated the FNAF timeline is.
Barbie wire: now that's messed up.
Bulkhead: it's still complicated to us to this day.
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)
Fanfictionthis is a rewrite of my original crossover on my old account since my phone was broken so now I have to rewrite
