chapter 6: Loona and Smokescreen

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Loona was drinking a large bottle of beer until she sees the camera and immediately threw away the bottle.

Loona: are you serious? You missed another episode? I don't even know why you bother. You know what? I'm not even going to tell you.

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The scene begins with loona at the base about to leave to go to one of Beelzebub's parties.

June: where are you going?

Loona: to a party.

June: a party?

Loona: yes!

June: blitz, don't you have something to say about this!?

Blitz: oh yeah, loonie, make sure to not take too many drugs and uhh, make sure you have a designated driver for when your drunk.

Loona: already got that covered.

Blitz: thank Satan.

Stolas: alright, go have fun.

Then Loona left through the portal to hell as June is still questioning Blitz and stolas's parenting decisions.

June: are you serious?

Stolas: what's your deal?

June: "what's your deal", are you nuts? You're letting her go to a party!

Leela: Satan, why?

Felicity: yeah, I wish I could just stab that bitch in the face with a knife.

Blitz: look, June, unlike you, me and Stolas are not annoying, possessive, bitchy, assholes that nose our asses in our kids personal lives, you massive bitch!

Circuitjack: HA!!! He just fucking called you out! That's fucking great.

Ratchet: you're too adjusted to human curse words.

June: you know, Blitz, Stolas, I still can't get used to the fact that you two are actually having a child.

Stolas: why? Because we're men?

Blitz: homophobic bitch!

June: no, because you're letting Loona go to a party doing who knows what. I mean, she could be getting murdered! And who knows how badly you two will mess that unborn goetia imp due to it---

Blitz: not having a mom? Is that what you were gonna say, bitch!?

June: why do you think that the next thing I'm going to say is homophobic?

Stolas: because all the words that come out of you and your son's mouth is always offensive.

Bumblebee: that's true.

Arcee: they just called you out.

Caddy: every word you say is offensive.

June: I'm not---

The scene then cuts to loona at Beelzebub's party seeing some old friends

The scene then cuts to loona at Beelzebub's party seeing some old friends

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