transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)

chapter 18: Fatman

(I haven't even thought of a Shameless bit for this one)

The scene begins at the base.

Felicity: still no cons?

Bumblebee: none.

Miko: they're chickens.

Blitz: the fuckin' pussies.

Then Felicity stared at her pet hyena Fetch and her pet snakes (who were all sleeping) and then remembers a very vague memory from when she was a child, that she thought was a dream.  The scene then cuts to a flashback to when Felicity was a child and her mom hosted a fancy party and Felicity didn't wanna sing the lollipop song.  Felicity was in the hallway trying to find somewhere to hide until she saw two guards barging out of a room with one of them missing a hand and bleeding to death.

Guard 1: I told ya not to taunt the damn thing!

Guard 2: why can't she just kill the damn thing?

Guard 1: you know why.  And that's not our problem.  Our job is to make sure that thing doesn't leave its cage until it's performance for the party.

Guard 2: fine.

Then the second guard died from blood loss.

Guard 1: damnit, Dale.

Then the guard dragged Dale's body away, which gave Felicity the idea to hide in that room.  When Felicity was in the room all she saw was a cage, but the thing in the cage kinda scared her.  The thing in the cage looked like an alligator, but there was something off about it.

Felicity: huh?

Then the alligator creature looked at Felicity in confusion.

Felicity: what are you?

The alligator creature then started freaking out as Felicity's mom Ruth barged into the room, scaring Felicity.

Felicity: mommy?

Ruth: Felicity!

Then Ruth immediately slapped Felicity in the face as a guard walked in.

Ruth: where were you!?

Guard: Dale died.

Ruth: (groans) complain about it when the party's over, dumbass.

Then Ruth dragged Felicity out of the room by the wrist.  Felicity just stared at the guard tazing the alligator creature and immediately knew that the alligator creature was in pain.

Ruth: that's the last time I hire idiots.

The scene then cuts back to present day.

Circuitjack: Felicity, are you okay?

Felicity: yeah... I'm fine.

Then they all heard what sounded like glass shattering from another room.

Blitz: what the fuck was that?

Fetch: (growls)

Felicity: (sniffs) oh no (sniffs) it can't be (sniffs) Fatman.

Leela: Fatman?

Felicity: board up all the windows!

Leela: wait, who's Fatman?

Felicity: he eats food.  Re raids people's houses for food.  And he's really fucking overweight.

Caddy: so some random ass Fatman in the base?

Miko: we need to call the exterminator.

Raf: wait, what?  Why the exterminator?

Miko: don't they deal with fat people?