Harry Styles x Obama x Reader x Author

Paying back kool-aid man

I sit in the cheap office chair they put me in. Suddenly I hear a phone call from the phone they've supplied me with. "Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night" huh. I'm TOTALLY not gonna die tonight. Ooh! Clicky thingy! I continuously click on one of the buttons to the doors. I watch it open and close repeatedly. Suddenly, BOOM! Bonnie face! I am scared fucking shitless. I stop clicking but it starts banging. Then it runs away. "Oh thank god," I think to myself before I realize the other door is still open. I run to go close it as fast as possible. Suddenly I start hearing emo boy by Ayesha erotica playing through the fire alarm. "WHAT THE-" I scream out. But honestly... after listening to it for a bit... it kinda bangs harder than Bonnie on the door. OH WAIT BONNIES BANGING ON THE DOOR! I scurry to the corner as furthest away from him. I look out the window and BOOM FOXY FACE! It hit me so hard I went back to my elementary school years.

I walk into my school, but it's different. And instead of my teacher, it's a bald man, well no, he has one strand of hair on his head, wearing a bright green shirt and dark blue pants. "WHO ARE YOU?! YOUR NOT MR. CLINE! WHERES MY TEACHER?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" I scram at him in horror and confusion. "AND WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY?!" in response he just stood there silently. Still confused, I decided to walk to one of the doors. It was a classroom, and on the teachers desk was a notebook. I walked over to it and a tablet showed up. On it stood the strange mans face and a math problem. 2 + 2. "Well that's easy" I thought to myself. I meant to put 4, but I accidentally put 5. He looked PISSED. And I was like, "Jesus dude calm down it was just a mistake" But he was like "GRRRR IM GONNA MURDER YOU GRR" and the ipad closed out. I heard slapping in the distance and was like "OH NO HES GONNA KILL ME WITH HIS RULER!" I ran, and honey when I tell you it was faster then I ever have in my entire life, I'm not lying. Suddenly some words popped up above my head. They said "Objective: Collect all notebooks and avoid Baldi". I assume Baldi is the man I can hear in the distance. I start going through all of the classrooms, answering the questions. Though even with the ones I get right he just continues to get mad! It's insane bro! Suddenly a girl with atrocious hair comes up to me and says "Lets play!" and forces me to play jump rope with her. I can feel baldi behind me, slowly creeping up, then BOOM! A SLAP BACK TO REALITY!

I am SMACKED back into reality staring into foxy's eyes suddenly I hear the celebration sound meaning I have successfully made it through the night. I am never coming back here.