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(Y/n): What goes up but never comes down?
Tadashi: The amount of stress you bring me.
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Shinjuro: I hope you know this type of idiocy won't be accepted in this household
(Y/n): Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
~
Tadashi: I like this 'good cop/bad cop' thing you two have going on.
(Y/n): It's not a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Shinjuro's not
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(Y/n): The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Kuwajima: WE ALMOST DIED?!
(Y/n): I never said I was good at math
~
Yasu: Where's Kuawjima, Urokodaki, and Rengoku?
(Y/n): They're playing hide and seek.
Yasu: Where?
(Y/n): I don't think you get how this game works.
~
Muzan: Can you pass the salt?
(Y/n): Can you pass away?
Muzan: Too much salt.
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(Y/n): I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people
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Douma: I would do anything for you~
(Y/n): I want you to betray Muzan, stop eating women, and stop trying to hide the way you truly feel behind a fake smile.
Douma: I would do almost anything for you~
~
Urokodaki: What do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
(Y/n): I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Urokodaki: Okay, I love you too, I'll just ask Shinjuro.
(Y/n): ???
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Muzan: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
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(Y/n): Do you take constructive criticism?
Douma: I only take cash or credit
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Kokushibo: What do you consider the height of stupidity?
(Y/n) *Turns to Douma*: How tall are you?
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(Y/n): Am I in trouble?
Shinjuro: Take a guess.
(Y/n): No?
Shinjuro: Take another guess.
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(Y/n): I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than 'shit'.
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Muzan: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
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*(Y/n) pointing at Muzan, Kokushibo, Douma, and Akaza*
(Y/n): You, you, you, and you.
*Inhales*
(Y/n): THERAPY
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(Y/n): I'd offer you moral support but I have questionable morals.
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(Y/n) *reading from a fortune cookie* : If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.
Ubuyashiki *not looking up from petting his crow* : Kill two
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Tanaka: What you're doing is immoral-
(Y/n): I'm not listening to you, you pronounce the 'g' in 'lasagna'
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*(Y/n) on her knees praying with her eyes closed*
Hana: She's been there for over an hour . . .
Tadashi: You didn't hear?
Hana: What?
Tadashi: Tanaka found her diary.
*Tanaka standing behind (Y/n) menacingly*
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Kuwajima: Why is Tadashi duck-taped to the wall?
(Y/n): I woke up today and chose violence.
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(Y/n): In my defense, your stupidity offended me
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