~
Douma: Well sure, I have bad days, but then I remember how fabulous I am
~
Muzan: *Gets on one knee*
(Y/n): Oh my god, it's finally happening
Muzan: *Flops onto the ground*
(Y/n): The poison is finally kicking in
~
(Y/n): Can I copy the homework?
Sakonji: I'll help you with it
Haruki: LOL nope
Shinjuro: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Jigoro: Wait, we had homework?
Yasu: *Read at 8:47 PM*
~
Obanai: Um, what're you doing?
*(Y/n) doing a headstand surrounded by candles on a crucifix*
(Y/n): Nothing. Why?
Tadashi *patting Obanai's back* : You'll get used it
~
Gyomei: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room
Tadashi: Hell no, I'm not kissing any-
*(Y/n) walks in*
Tadashi: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know?
~
Yasu: I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking
~
(Y/n): I have issues
Muzan: Excellent! The first step to improvement and redemption is acknowledging-
(Y/n): with you
~
(Y/n): Is murder wrong?
Muzan: Not if they consent to it
Kokushibo: Depends on who you're murdering
Akaza: YES?!
~
(Y/n): Are you busy?
Sakonji: Yes.
(Y/n): Cool, listen to this . . .
~
Yoriichi: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this
(Y/n): I literally said 'I have an idea' and you just went along with it without question
~
Shinjuro: There are days I wake up and remember how lucky I am to have a loving family-
(Y/n) *slams door open wet, dirty, and covered in leaves while holding a duck by its feet* : I caught one!
Tadashi: She tried mating calls for three hours
Jigoro: And then cried in the river when they failed
Yasu: Then she just stayed there until one walked past her
Shinjuro: And then they show up.
~
Yoriichi: Whatcha got there?
(Y/n) *hiding her diary* : A smoothie
~
(Y/n): You didn't have to hit me
Sakonji: You dropped from the ceiling, put a pillowcase over my head, turned off the lights, and proceeded to play 'Party Rockin' on full blast while throwing water balloons at me
(Y/n): Like I said, you didn't have to hit me
~
Kagaya: My life is in the hands of an idiot
(Y/n): No, no!
*Waves at herself and Tadashi*
(Y/n): TWO idiots
~
Shinjuro: Are we lost?
Urokodaki: Yes.
Yasu: Uh, maybe?
Jigoro: No, I almost have it . . .
Haruki: No, the map is lost!
(Y/n): LOL, nope, but my sanity is
~
Yoriichi: I think (Y/n) forgets I'm with her sometimes
*(Y/n) currently staring into a mirror*
(Y/n): You're a sexy beast and no one can tell you otherwise
Yoriichi: She isn't wrong of course, but it gets awkward
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Fanfiction"A joke? Please. The only joke here is you not being with me." "Love isn't a distraction. It's a privilege. The privilege to make you mine." ~ A lost friend from another world arrives with the intent to save everyone she can. After dying, and not re...
