My One And Only

2.a mi mek she a blush?

Dominique's Pov

11:05 am

"HAPPY EARTH STRONG BRO" I heard crabs shout frightening me out of my sleep.

Wampt to dem batty man?!

" WAKE UP A YUH BIRTHDAY ENUH MI GI" Scooby shouted

" A MUSSI SPEAKA UNNU BLOOD CLAT SWALLA , Weh Di Fuck Unu A Come Shout Ina A Mi Bombo Pussy Rasclaat Ears Fa"......

"Mi shame yf" crabs mumbled

" any ways a yuh birthday bro and we a keep a likkle beach party and ting and ting " Scooby the more sensible one of the two started talking.

"Suh a dat unu wake mi up afta 7 fa"

" mi g a afta 11 yah now and mi hungry " crabs deadpanned

" mi bombo, suh man should an a wake up to breakfast in bed, unu a wake mi up fi wah fi guh cook ,yuh muss mad " I stated getting of the bed.

" but zaddy u know were proper Dollies we can't cook " crabs said imitating a high pitched female voice and tucking his hair behind his ear.

Yuh know seh mi feel like him a batty man unda di quiet tho?. no joke

After about 3 seconds of complete silence we all started laughing

" yow dawg whyy" Scooby laughed

Honestly nuh know weh mi would a do wid out dem idiat yere fr tho.

Dem man yah been there fi mi through out mi hardest of times especially when pops drop out no batty man ting but mi love dem yuh fret dawg.

" anyways mi know a mi a di top chef seh unu want sum rice and steam fish?" I asked to mess around with them

" yyyyyyy" crabs frowned moving away from me as I laughed

" bro we want sum rice and steam SWIM AROUND badman nuh nyam fish " scooby stated putting emphasis on the swim around.

" unu ches to friging high too a sum white rice and mackerel unu a get " I said walking to the kitchen downstairs.

--------------------------------------------------

" no Sah dawg Neva know seh mackerel and rice could a suh nice bredda " scobby said rubbing his stomach

" ahh unu Naah badda gaah beach? "

" yh mn a wah 12 a clack yah now come mek we gwaan , mi a guh tek up some towel " crabs stated walking to the washroom to pick them up. I walked to my room to pick up some shorts and shirts for all of us . Knowing dem yah man yah deh dem goodly nuh cyah nth ,suh as the father of the group a my responsibility .

"Everybody ready?" Scooby asked picking up his car keys

Dem claim seh we affi tek one car today and this one specific