After the Events of DKV 2, The gang all decided to temporarily Go their Separate Ways, just to relax after all the chaos.
1 month later....
Joe and Raheem were Walking towards the Mailbox. Joe picks up An envelope, and it's a letter from Pierce.
"How Dare You Leave the DKV! Who am I supposed to terrorize now? When you get back! Wait till I get my hands on you, you son of a-"
Joe crumples up the letter and Tosses it away.
Joe: Can you believe that son of a bitch?
Raheem: I know. It's like he has nothing to do but harass us!
Joe: I do miss Nicole though.
Raheem: Really?
Joe: of Course not you Fucking idiot!
Raheem: Well, what should we do now Joe?
Joe: Let's go pay off our new house!
Joe and Raheem attempted to run down the road but lose their breath immediately.
5 God forsaken hours later....
Raheem: Alright... Our new house... Our old house.
The camera points to Their old house, which as Mentioned in Gamer Knight, used to belong to Joe's Family to begin with.
???: Not So Fast, Marshall!
Joe immediately stopped smiling.
Joe: I recognize that voice
It was None other than that Fake King, Jordan Devlin.
Raheem: Jordan Devlin?
Jordan: That's Right!
Joe: Hold on, I thought you were in Multiversal Adventures now.
Jordan: Makin' Dat Cash Bitches!
Joe: Ugh Whatever, why are you here?
Jordan: I don't work for that Evil Group any longer.
Raheem: Well that's good.
Jordan: I work for a Different Evil organization.... The I R S!
Joe: Why?
Jordan: I'm taking You Two Down! With the Law!
Joe: Ahh Great...
Joe looks directly at the camera.
Joe: Listen this next part is filled with some boring tax information and legal shit that would only be appreciated by the likes of Alan Greenspan. So I'm gonna do you guys a favor and skip the next 5 minutes. Okay? Okay.
Jordan: Anyway-
The Episode Speeds up to insane speed, skipping a huge chunk.
Jordan: And you Two are CLEARLY not U.S. citizens. Which is a violation of-
Joe: More! More more more!
The episode speeds up more and more.
Jordan: Violation of Section 504B-
Joe: oh for fuck Sakes, MORE!!!
The episode speeds one final time.
Jordan: and Unless you pay $25,000 today, To ME, the U.S. will Own this House!
Joe: oooooh I REALLY should've been paying attention.
Raheem: Joe, Episode's Airing.
Joe: What do you mean $25,000
(Actually, $25,000 is considered MERCY from them)
Jordan: That's right Joseph! You will suffer as I have suffered.
Joe: How about this, I Pay you.... Nothing... And then you Revive Our old Band.
Jordan: Are you serious? HAHAHAHAHA There's no way!!! Hahahahaha! Wait.... Really? And I get..... 30%?
Joe: 10
Jordan: 20
Joe: 15
Jordan: 18
Joe: 16
Jordan: 17
Joe: 10
Jordan: Deal!
Joe and Jordan Shake hands.
Joe: Thank you Very Much Mr. Devlin.
Jordan: Actually "Mr. Devlin" is that teacher from Fred 2.... You know what we Do Now Boys?
Raheem: 80s Style montage while we Write new music?
Jordan: Yes! The Only logical Choice.
(To be fair, This is an MA1 book that's a spinoff of a DKV book, You can't get any more logical than that.)
Later...
Jordan: Alright boys! What do we have so far?
Raheem: I finally memorized the French alphabet.
Joe: And I finally Smiled for the first time in over 2 years. Record has been broken.
Jordan: ............. You owe me $25,000
He leaves.
Raheem: But Joe, how we gonna get that kind of money?
Joe: ..... I know a guy.
End of Episode
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FanfictionOne Month after The Events of DKV 2, The Gang went their Separate ways for a short while. here's Joe Marshall's End.
