An OC's Stupid World (Darkekulavia Spinoff)

Episode 7: Dario?

The House...

Joe and Chloe were playing against each other in Mario Kart.

Joe: Wow! You win Again.

Chloe: Oh it's nothing 😊

Joe: No I'm serious, you should enter one of those Fan Tournaments or something.

They then notice Raheem with a VERY pissed off look.

Chloe: Hey Grumps! What's up Your ass?

Joe: I think he prefers "Mr. Grumps".

They laugh a little.

Raheem: GRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Joe: ..... Wow.

Raheem: Joe! You left Me at Raymond's house without telling me you were leaving, or That Dario was in Town, or that we Have a second houseguest!

Joe: Oh Yeah. How was It last night with Squall?

Raheem: TWO guys on ONE couch? WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?

Joe: Okay so maybe I forgot to tell you about this, but it's not like you didn't have any fun with Raymond.

Raheem: Seriously? I don't think the word "Fun" is in that guy's vocabulary!

Chloe: So what'd you guys do?

Raheem: Ugh.... Decorated his House.

Joe: Hey! That sounds okay.

Chloe: So where's Dario?

Joe: Let's go see him.

They both get ready, but the moment Raheem gets up-

Joe: Not You!

Raheem: What?!

Joe: I need you to Entertain Squall!

Joe and Chloe leave the house and they go to the Park where Dario Was at.

Joe: Dario how long do we have to keep Squall? He's so moody and he's Driving Raheem Crazy!

Dario: I told you until he gets his own place Or gets to his own Time.

Joe: Can't you pay for a place?

Dario: I'm Broke!

Joe: Broke? I thought the City gave you Millions last month!

Dario: Yep. Spent all in Australia. I could only afford one ticket back, why do you think Botan and Kiara stayed behind?

Chloe: I thought you said they were watching for more people falling from the sky.

Dario: Yeah, That.

Joe: So where have you been Sleeping?

Dario: .... At April's place. Why do you think she was so upset yesterday?

Joe: I thought it was because I hadn't seen her in a while.

Dario: Yeah, That.

Chloe: Dario what in the hell is going on?

Dario: Alright fine, Kiara accidentally teleported Squall and I here while we were running Back to where we were staying. So now I have no money to go back.

Joe: Didn't you also win the lottery last Year?

Dario: Yeah and I gave it to Keku so he could go to law school.

Joe: Huh.... Keku.... Law school?..... Eh.

Dario: The point is we need to raise Money!

Joe: Fuck!! We just did This! How much?!

Dario: Well, money for me to get there, Money for Flowers when I see them, and money for us to get back here.

Chloe: And how much is all that?

Dario: about... 5 grand?

Joe: FUCK!!!!

Joe runs around the place kicking trash cans and smashing his head on brick walls.

Chloe: Okay so what do you suppose we do?

Dario: We could ask Raym-

Fireball passes by them.

Joe: NO! He can't even afford to decorate his own Apartment!

Dario: The bloodline?

Joe: No, I already stole from them!

Dario: ........ You're a Fuckin' idiot.

Joe: Not Really. Only 2 of them Actually EARNED any money.

Dario: What's that supposed to mean?

Joe: It means The other one can eat a dick.

Dario: They're gonna hunt you down you know.

The house....

Raheem and Squall were playing a game of Halo.

Squall winning of course since he's that badass.

Then Suddenly....

The lights suddenly go out.

Squall: *Gasp* I'm back in the time compression wormhole! I'M GOING HOME!!!

Raheem: uhhh no. That would be Joe not paying the power bill.

Squall: Oh......

End of Chapter