An OC's Stupid World (Darkekulavia Spinoff)

Episode 8: Who Ratted us out?

Joe, Raheem and Dario were outside at The fence.

Joe: It was pretty cold last night. Ya know, cause the power's down and no heater.

Raheem: Joe, You never turn the heater on anyway!

Joe: Oh yeah, cause I was trying to save money.

Raheem: We don't owe money anymore!

Joe: Still good to save money.

Raheem: .... What is the point on saving money on the power bill IF YOU NEVER PAY THE BILL!?

Joe: Just to be inconspicuous?

Raheem: Well that obviously Failed Didn't it? And now we have no power!

Dario: Can I say something?

Both: NO!!

Joe: The power company never cared before! Someone must've Ratted us out.

Raheem: Who?

Joe sniffs the air.

Joe: I smell a Wiseman covered in a Tribal Chief's Jizz.

April (in the background): LUCKY!!!

Dario: Joe, This is why you need to be nicer to people.

Joe: .......

Joe: Raheem, Let's go talk to "Mr. Drags on"

He and Raheem leave. Dario, with nothing better to do, Goes into the house, Where He and Squall annoy the fuck out of Chloe for no God damn reason.

Roman's House...

Joe: Thank you for Inviting us at the last possible moment just as I was about to commit Arson.

Roman: .......... Acknowledge Me!

Joe: ..... No. Anyway, Let's get down to business. Was this Bec-

Roman: Because You stole my money?Yeah.

Joe: Good, I just wanted to make sure you remember how much of a Dick you are.

Raheem: Joe, Maybe we shouldn't-

Roman: No. Let the Big Drunken Fire boy Speak.

Joe: I'll have you know, I only drink 2 times an hour.

Heyman: Well by all means, Have a sip.

He points at the 4 cups. One is His, one is Roman, One is Joe's and One is Raheem's.

Joe: Okay.... I think that we can all stop arguing for a sec.

Roman: Agreed.

Joe: So... How's Charlotte?

Roman: The Tribal Queen is Doing just fine.

Raheem: Is this MA1 Roman or DKV Roman?

Joe: a Mix.

Roman: Wiseman.

Paul: Yes my tribal chief?

Roman: Where are Solo and Jimmy?

Paul: They are Currently Training in The Grand Arena of Anoa'i.

Roman: Perfect. I want you to make sure they stay down there to prepare for our Battle soon.

Paul: Yes my tribal chief.

Roman: And inform The Final Boss about mythical Aliens possibly coming.

Joe: They're at it again huh?

Roman: Yep.

Joe takes a sip of the Wine that was in his cup.

Just 2 seconds later, Paul hands Roman A blue liquid.

Raheem: What's that?

Roman: Antidote.

Joe: .... For what?

Roman: The Poison that you just Drank hehehehe

Joe: What?

He immediately blacks out.

The house....

Joe wakes up about 5 hours later.

Joe: Huh?.... What happened?

Dario: You died.

Joe: But.... I'm alive.... Right?

Dario looks at him with a bored expression.

Dario: We've all died and come back to life Joe, stop overreacting.

Joe: Okay well how did it happen this time?

Squall: I was able to save you.

Dario: Good thing you weren't killed by anything else.

Joe: So if I got shot or stabbed?

Dario: You'd still be dead.

Joe: Death number 6.

Dario: SIX?!?!

Joe: four of them were deleted from Wattpad because MA1 couldn't stand himself.

He looks at Squall.

Joe: You can do Magic?

Squall: There's actually a lot I can do. Cure illnesses, cast curses, create fire, engage in combat, summon beasts, fly airships, raise a friend that's been injured, ride Giant birds and generally kick ass.

Both Joe and Dario both laugh hysterically.

Joe: Where'd you go to school? Hogwarts?!

Dario: It's Leviosawwhh

Joe: or, A military school designed to teach kids how to fight with swords and use magic!?

Squall: Yeah, That.

Joe: .....What?

Squall: Balam garden. It's a military academy designed to Train special forces.

Joe: ...... I'm gonna stop making those jokes.

Dario: Anyway Joe, Raheem is Trying to sort things out with Roman. I think we can all be friends again. No more trying to kill each other.

Joe: Good, because we're halfway through the season and We haven't met the main villain yet.

Dario: ........ Wh-

End of Chapter