Outside...
Joe and Raheem were Walking through the streets.
Raheem: So, Raymond Major Finally got a place in Heaven city.
Joe: Yep.
Raheem: So he's the guy you know?
Joe: Yep. Raymond's a Trained Stealth professional! If anyone can go in, take money and get out without being seen, it's him.
Raheem: So you wanna steal it?
Joe: Technically... Yes.
Raheem: Hold on Joe, We don't steal, We're the good Guys!
Joe: We once Threw a guy in front of a Fucking Train, and then V Made a dress out of a Whale's Asshole.
Raheem: Your point is Received.
Joe: Besides, is it Really Stealing when it was MY money to begin with?
Raymond Major's House....
Joe: And that's why We need you to Sneak in, Steal his money and give it to Me, Us!
Raymond Takes his cigarette out of his mouth.
Raymond: So let me get this Straight, You want me to break into Roman Reigns' House, Steal the money that He SLEEPS on, at the risk of dismemberment, and give ALL the funds to you?
Joe: Uhhh yeah, that's basically what I JUST said.
Raymond: But Why Roman?
Joe: Cause I feel like being a complete Dick.
Raymond: There's only one problem Joseph.
Joe: What?
Raymond: I think you Must've forgot, That you still owe ME $10,000
Joe: ooooh I thought you forgot about that.
Raymond: .... I'll tell you what buddy... YOU Break in and steal the money, Give me 5 grand, and we'll call it even. We got a deal?
Joe thought long and hard about it.
Joe: Fine, Deal. But next time, Get a Couch!
The camera shows that Joe was sitting on the floor this whole time.
Roman's House....
Joe was Sneaking into the house, sneaking by Roman's Bed where his Head was on the briefcase full of money.
With a bit of sneakiness, He was able to steal the briefcase.
After opening it outside, he realizes he just stole a fake one with a note inside.
"Get Fucked"
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Joe looks and sees Roman with the actual briefcase.
Roman: Get Fucked you little shit!
Joe: This one's a decoy.
Roman: That's it Fuckbag! Acknowledge M-
Joe Shoots a Fireball right at Roman's Face, Making him drop the real briefcase.
Joe: It's not about You Anymore, Big Dog. Haha... You're in the MA1-Verse Now Bitch!
He grabs the real briefcase and leaves.
End of Chapter
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FanfictionOne Month after The Events of DKV 2, The Gang went their Separate ways for a short while. here's Joe Marshall's End.
