Dario: Well guys, looks like It's time for me to go back to The Girls.
Joe: I'm really gonna miss you man.
Dario: Ya know what's weird? No crazy bad guys showed up while I was here.
Raheem: Yeah that IS a little weird.
Dario: But if any do show up, you Got it right?
Joe: of Course I do. What do you take me for?
Dario: A Drunk Fatass who just writes on his phone all day long about how he can suddenly throw Fireballs, which is scientifically impossible considering the fact that it would also- You're not even listening are you?
Joe was reading the subtitles.
Joe: I'll have you know the REAL me only drinks on holidays.
(A/N: I do only drink on holidays. I made myself some rules about when I drink)
Dario: Oh well, time for me to take off.
Joe and Raheem wave goodbye to their friend.
Raheem: so.... What now?
Joe: How about some smash bros?
1 Month Later....
In the Woods, Frank, the crazy guy from Episode 4 was looking for something.
Frank: 🎶I be lookin' for crystals. Crystals are my friend. Today and tonight.🎶
Suddenly, A Loud BOOM was heard nearby
Frank: What was that?
It was another huge beam of light. When the light disappeared, a Strange Cloaked figure appears.
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Frank of course doesn't see him since he's blocked by a bunch of trees.
Frank: Sounds like an Earthquake! Or maybe it's just me tum tum.
The cloaked figure looks around.
Cloaked Figure: Joseph Marshall.... You are around here Somewhere.
There was someone in the distance who saw the figure. It was Raymond Major.
Raymond: Damn... I've got a bad feeling about this....
The House...
Raheem: Alright Joe, this is a Very important decision.
Joe: I know... I just, don't think I can decide.
Raheem: Pokéballs or No Pokéballs.
Joe: How about no items at all.
Raheem: What? Lame! Gotta have beam swords at least.
Joe: oh Speaking of Beam swords, my Real Beam sword broke.
Raheem: What? How?
Joe: I accidentally dropped it off a cliff.
Raheem: So... What are you gonna do?
Joe: Well, I asked Frank to find me a new beam sword crystal.
Raheem: Frank? The Crazy Guy out in the woods?
Joe: That's him! Anyways back to smash!
Raheem: What about 8 player smash?
Joe: Too boring with just us.
Raheem: Well, where did Chloe Go?
Joe: I don't know she said She Wanted to Take a Walk outside.
Raheem: Just a walk?
Joe: She and the Other DKV Girls have been arguing a lot lately. She doesn't really wanna get into it.
Raheem: ....I see.
Joe: And where's Eteled?
Raheem: He had to go back home.
Joe: That Was Fast! What about April?
Raheem: She's Writing her own stories.
Joe: Well what's Raymond up to?
Raheem: I don't know, he hasn't been answering the phone.
Joe: Ha! Hypocrite. Oh, what about Squall? You hear from Squall at all since he left?
Raheem: nope. Hasn't called or come by.
Joe: Gee it's like Dario leaves and everything's boring.
Raheem: What would you prefer? Life threatening situations?
Joe: Like that's ever gonna happen again?
Outside...
There was a Random man in the yard.
Chloe just came back from her walk, and she was Not in the mood for a Trespasser.
Chloe: And Who are you supposed to be Mr. Trespasser?!?
The man turns around and looks Chloe in the eye.
Man: I'm looking for Your Boyfriend, Joseph Marshall.
Chloe Immediately blushes the Darkest of Reds.
Chloe: I-I-Isn't E-E-Everyone?
She Calmed Down and Put on a serious look.
Chloe: What do you want with Joe?
Man: I Am... The Legend Phoenix, I'm from the city of Phoenixville. I must speak to Joe at Once.
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End of Chapter And The Beginning of the Actual Plot