Chloe: YOU.... Are The Legend Phoenix? No offense but I was expecting something a little.... Cooler?
Legend Phoenix: Well, I'll have you know that there's lots I can do.
Chloe: Like what? I'm pretty curious.
Legend Phoenix: Well-
Roman walks into the Scene.
Roman: So Chloe, Why didn't You come to our meeting the other day?
Chloe: Oh you mean when You killed Joe? Which by the way, Fuck you for that!
Legend Phoenix: Joe's Dead?!
Roman: Who's THIS?
Legend Phoenix: I am the Legend Phoenix.
Roman: Ugh!!! I'm so tired of this shit! I thought Joe said we were Done with this Shit!
Chloe: Well I guess he forgot that some point or another, Trouble always follows us here!
Legend Phoenix: So Joe's alive?
Roman: Ugh! Yes! He's alive! What is wrong with you!?!?!
Legend Phoenix: I have only heard from You Two that Joe's a Confusing, Forgetful, Annoying and Quite Possibly crazy Undead person. Are you sure you're his friends?
Chloe: I-It's... Complicated.
Roman: It's not complicated, They definitely Fucked.
Chloe: R-R-Roman!!
Legend Phoenix: .... I'd like to see Joe now.
At the house...
Raheem was Playing a game of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
Raheem: Joe, Did you fall asleep?!
Yes he did. But then a mysterious Voice.
???: Joseph! Joseph can you hear me? Can you see me?
Joe: Huh... Who are you?
???: I am-
Raheem: JOE!!!!!
Joe wakes up.
Joe: Sorry... Must've dozed off.
Raheem: Did you hear ANYTHING Raymond said?
Joe turns and sees Raymond Major sitting in between them.
Raymond: I saw a suspicious man in the woods.
Raheem: Hahaha oh that's just Frank. He thinks he's protecting something out there.
Raymond: no... Not him. A crazy light crashed down and a man came down with it.
Joe: hmmm... That sounds an awful lot like how Squall got here. Maybe you should ask him if he's seen anything.
Raheem: What are you gonna do Joe?
Joe: I'm gonna go Find Frank and see if he saw anyone down there.
Outside...
Raheem and Raymond were walking out, looking for Squall.
Squall (from behind): Hey guys.
The two Jump.
Raymond: So you're Squall huh? How'd you sneak up on me?
Squall: I find that a Smart, Tactical approach can accomplish any deed.
Raymond: Well I find that a Quiet Stealthy method is the way to go.
Squall: Tactics
Raymond: Stealth!
Squall: Tactics!!
Raymond: Stealth!!!
Squall: Tactics!!!!
Raymond: .... Stealth!!!!!
Raheem: Can't Stealth be a part of your tactics, and your tactics include stealth? I don't see how those two are mutually exclusive.
Squall: *sigh* Raheem, it's all about what word you use to describe your main mode of Epicness.
Raheem: I see, well if you two Egos are done, can we talk about the man in the woods?
Raymond: A man hit the Ground!
Squall: Well that doesn't sound like a Time compression wormhole.
Raheem: I just Realized! I can't believe I didn't remember before!
Raymond: What?
Raheem: That sounds like a Portal to Phoenixville.
Inside the House...
Chloe, Roman and Legend Phoenix enter the house.
Chloe: Joe!! Raheem!!
Legend Phoenix: Where are they?
Roman: Oh ya know them, Always on the move!
BAM the power goes out Again!
End of Chapter
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An OC's Stupid World (Darkekulavia Spinoff)
FanfictionOne Month after The Events of DKV 2, The Gang went their Separate ways for a short while. here's Joe Marshall's End.
