Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Party Aftermath

Mouth:
Last night was fucking wild.
Whiskers:
... I'm still confused about why Zestial showed up.
Lilith:
I called him and asked him to. He was needed.
Daddy Issues:
I don't remember a damn thing.
Vagina:
... Everyone was fucking wasted. Hell, @DangerTits was fucking sobbing for some reason. It was... Weird.
Danger Tits:
I couldn't even tell you the reason. Also, @DickMaster just had to fucking show up... AND CONFESS HIS LOVE TO ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!
Harder Daddy:
... He stood on top of a table and improvised a love song, which sounded like shit. And, @ScreenQueen looked jealous as fuck by the way.
Screen Queen:
I WAS NOT!
Squeak:
Yes you were. You punched the shit out of him then practically wouldn't leave the side of your... Bestie.
Danger Tits:
I fucking hate that word.
Mouth:
OK, but I said it was wild because... FUCKING HELL! @Carfight!
Carfight:
I will not be discussing the events of last night.
Lilith:
Yeah, she's the reason I called Zestial. I trusted him to get her home safely.
Short King:
I think I may have... Done something that I'm not proud of.
Pear:
Yeah, and I witnessed it.
Pop My Cherri:
I was too busy fucking @TwoDicks on the stairs... Which was uncomfortable by the way.
God:
I feel left out... 😭
Vagina:
... We'll invite you next time.
Kayden:
... Is it safe to come back now?
Daddy Issues:
... WHERE DID YOU GO?
Harder Daddy:
It was loud as fuck last night... She got extremely overstimulated, so I asked Alastor to take her somewhere.
Two Dicks:
You fucking idiot. You sent her off with Alastor?
Freaky Face:
She's alright. She's with Rosie.
Daddy Issues:
Oh... Yeah, she's fine.
STAB:
Does anyone else want to know the awful thing Lucifer did?
Freaky Face:
Yes. I want something to use against him... @Pear, what did you see?
Pear:
No comment.
Dick Master:
YEAH! NO COMMENT IS FUCKING RIGHT! WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THAT SHIT AGAIN!
Danger Tits:
DID YOU TWO FUCK OR SOMETHING?
Pear:
It didn't go that far. Gross.
Mouth:
... Fair enough. I wouldn't expect you to watch them fuck. LMAO
Kayden:
I'm on my way back. The cannibal lady is nice.
Daddy Issues:
She really is.
Harder Daddy:
... Holy shit... We played truth or dare. Does no one remember that?
Screen Queen:
@DangerTits THAT'S WHY YOU LOST YOUR SHIT LAST NIGHT!
Danger Tits:
Fuck off. We're not discussing that.
Vagina:
You were crying over truth or dare? LMAO
Danger Tits:
No... It led up to that.
Short King:
@DickMaster I formally apologize for last night's events. Please accept this "FUCK YOU" as a token of my guilt, shame, and bullshit.
Dick Master:
"FUCK YOU" NOT ACCEPTED!
Squeak:
I'm glad I didn't participate...
Whiskers:
... You hid in a closet.
Squeak:
NO NEED TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!
Pop My Cherri:
You should join next time. Hell, let's do it again tonight!
Vagina:
NO!
Lilith:
... Considering all of you woke up this morning crying and hungover, that's a terrible idea. For the love of fucking God, Adam is still here and won't shut up about his headache. FUCKING LEAVE ASSHOLE!
Dick Master:
MY HEAD HURTS BITCH!
STAB:
I can stab you. That might help!
Screen Queen:
How the fuck would that help?
STAB:
I just want to stab him.
Dick Master:
Go clean up the mess from last night you little shit.
Harder Daddy:
... Get the fuck out.
(Freaky Face added Big Ass Forehead to the chat)
Freaky Face:
Come clean the hotel @BigAssForehead.
Big Ass Forehead:
THAT'S NOT MY JOB!
Lilith:
It is now... Come clean everyone else's fuck-ups.
Short King:
As the King of Hell, I'm backing her up on that. Come clean our shit.
Daddy Issues:
Damn... You guys are being mean.
Lilith:
... Yeah. It's justified. We're being mean to Vox. LMAO
Danger Tits:
When he is done cleaning, do I have permission to fucking destroy that flat ass face of his?
Short King:
... Yes.
Dick Master:
HEY! I GIVE HER PERMISSION TO DO SHIT ASSHOLE! SHE'S MY BITCH!
Danger Tits:
I'm not your fucking anything. I sure as fuck don't belong to you.
Kayden:
... Is he still there? If so, I'm going back to the cannibal lady.
Vagina:
Give us 90 seconds and we'll have him out of the hotel...
Dick Master:
YOU WON'T BE DOING SHIT TO ME! FUCK OFF!
Lilith:
@God, come collect your fuck up please.
God:
On my way...
Whiskers:
Damn... Every time I see God, I'm just reminded of when Lucifer and Adam described him as "Looking like God". They were fucking right.
Short King:
EXACTLY! There's no other way to describe him.
Squeak:
@Kayden it's safe to come in now. He's gone.
Kayden:
Are you sure? The TV headed one just angrily walked through the door.
Squeak:
... He's just quietly grumbling to himself. It's fine.
Mouth:
... The word "FUCK" just keeps flashing on his screen.
Harder Daddy:
... I just hacked into him... LMFAO, I'm gonna play something good.
Big Ass Forehead:
GET OFF OF MY SCREEN!
Vagina:
CHANGE IT! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DAMN PORN!
Harder Daddy:
... Fine.
Mouth:
... Now he's blasting CupCakKe. LMAO
Pop My Cherri:
I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR!
Daddy Issues:
... Why are Pentious's eggs trying to twerk?
Screen Queen:
That's gonna go fucking viral.
Pear:
I love that you're all just dancing like idiots while Vox angrily cleans.
Mouth:
Next time we have a party, can we invite the Seven Deadly Sins?
Short King:
HELL YES!
Kayden:
Warn me in advance please.
Vagina:
Noted.