Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Planning

Screen Queen:
... I can't stop staring at the pair of shoes Vox is fucking wearing right now. Ugly as fuck.
Carfight:
Please refrain from using your cellular device. We're in the middle of a meeting.
Big Ass Forehead:
FUCK OFF! Take a look in the mirror bitch. What's with that shitty hairstyle?
Vagina:
... Is this what overlord meetings are like?
Short King:
You think that's bad? Try sitting in a room with all of the seven deadly sins. FUCKING AWFUL!
Daddy Issues:
I remember all of you meeting up once... And it ended horribly.
Short King:
Fucking Mammon. It was him who caused all of the damn problems.
Lilith:
It wasn't just him. I was there, and I had a ridiculous argument with Satan and Leviathan. Funny thing is... I have no idea what the argument was about.
Carfight:
@ScreenQueen Silence your phone. The ringtone is distracting.
Freaky Face:
... Her ringtone is someone screaming some terrible pop song.
Harder Daddy:
I don't give a shit... ANNOUNCEMENT! PARTY IN 2 DAYS!
Short King:
I'm calling someone right now to get the good drinks.
Whiskers:
... I'm fucking offended.
Lilith:
... He means some hard shit, not that your drinks that you make are bad. LMAO
Vagina:
... Why does Lucifer know where to get good alcohol?
Daddy Issues:
Because he's calling one of the damn deadly sins.
STAB:
I snuck to the overlord meeting... I've been under the table the whole time and no one noticed.
Screen Queen:
I noticed... You got in my bag and laughed maniacally the entire way here.
Freaky Face:
I also noticed. You've been wiping the bottom of the table aggressively for the past 10 minutes.
STAB:
IT'S DIRTY!
Carfight:
... Hand over the devices until this meeting is over. That will be a new rule implemented going forward.
Screen Queen:
Fuck off boomer.
Danger Tits:
Just give her your shit. Don't make things difficult.
Screen Queen:
... Fine.
Pop My Cherri:
THEY'RE FUCKING! ONCE AGAIN, I CALLED IT!
Danger Tits:
We are not fucking.
Short King:
... The bitch won't answer my calls so...
Daddy Issues:
Dad, no... Don't fucking do it.
(Short King added BUZZ BUZZ to the chat)
Mouth:
What kind of fucking name is that?
Pear:
Now I want to know what other weird names he has for his contacts.
Two Dicks:
I thought they'd all be duck related.
Lilith:
... There's someone in his phone named "Click Clack, Hit The Sack" and I still have no idea who that is or what it means.
Short King:
@BUZZBUZZ We need alcohol. Also, ANSWER MY CALLS!
BUZZ BUZZ:
Oh fuck... When? I'll send over some good shit.
Harder Daddy:
The party is in 2 days so... By then.
BUZZ BUZZ:
Shit, I've got you covered.
Kayden:
Am I the only one that's confused? Who is that?
Pear:
... Shit, no idea. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
... Beelzebub, Sin of Gluttony.
Pop My Cherri:
... And she has good alcohol?
Lilith:
Yes, yes she fucking does.
BUZZ BUZZ:
... What the actual fuck are all of your chat names?
Harder Daddy:
Thank me for most of those.
Dick Master:
Mine is just accurate.
Roo:
No, it fucking isn't.
Lilith:
SHE'S NOT WRONG!
BUZZ BUZZ:
Either way, I'd love to stick around and chat, but I have something important to do in 10 minutes. I'll get you the good shit though.
(BUZZ BUZZ has left the chat)
Screen Queen:
I FUCKING MISSED THAT? FUCK YOU CARMINE!
Two Dicks:
... Did you remember to bring Niffty back?
Freaky Face:
... She ran off. She'll be alright.
Kayden:
I like the bee lady! She seems fun. Are all of the sins like that?
Lilith:
No. Fuck Mammon. He sucks.
STAB:
I'M LOST! YAY!
Freaky Face:
... She'll be fine.
Vagina:
Others won't though. NIFFTY, NO STABBING!
STAB:
A lot of stabbing! Got it!
Vagina:
Oh my fucking God.
Dick Master:
I'm starting a new band... You lame fucks want to hear the totally awesome name of it?
Squeak:
... No. I've already had to hear you scream about it for 15 minutes.
Daddy Issues:
Where were you?
Squeak:
... Some sort of meeting. I'll come back down there for the party though.
Dick Master:
SHUT UP! We were talking about my amazing fucking band.
Danger Tits:
The name of it is... FUCKING WAIT FOR IT! "The Holiest of Dicks" IT'S FUCKING STUPID!
Pop My Cherri:
You think that's bad? I once went to see a band called "Shit Asshole Butthole Fucks". LMAO, they were absolutely terrible.
Harder Daddy:
I was in a band comprised of all gay fucks, and our band name was "Balls on the Mind". We lasted for 2 weeks before one of the band members gave the other two STIs. I never fucked him luckily.
Dick Master:
My band name isn't fucking stupid.
Danger Tits:
Yes, it fucking is. I don't understand how you still think it's a good idea when you've been screaming it repeatedly. I thought it would finally make you realize how bad it is. I was wrong.
Screen Queen:
... Speaking of bad bands... When I was still alive, there was this shitty band in my town made of just a bunch of old ladies. They were called "Grannies for Jesus". They did a tour and it was just them going to different churches every Sunday.
Vagina:
That just sounds like a bible club for the elderly. They read a passage from the Bible, pray, talk about Jesus, then they fucking play bingo.
Squeak:
... I hate bingo.
Mouth:
Honestly same.
Screen Queen:
Music bingo is the shit though. I did that when I was alive too. It's literally just bingo, but with songs. The addition of music just makes it better though.
Daddy Issues:
NEW GROUP ACTIVITY! MUSIC BINGO!
Harder Daddy:
Something actually enjoyable!
Vagina:
... Don't be an asshole.
STAB:
I'M UNDERGROUND!
Short King:
Another fun group activity you all could do is... GO TO LU LU WORLD!
Lilith:
... Make sure you don't go to the shitty knockoff. LMAO
Two Dicks:
I heard it burnt down.
Pop My Cherri:
An amusement park sounds fun as fuck. Let's fucking go!
Kayden:
YAY! SOMETHING FUN!
Daddy Issues:
I'm worried something's going to go wrong.
Vagina:
@Carfight Can you and Zestial come as chaperones? LMAO
Lilith:
Why do you need them? Lucifer and I will be there.
Carfight:
... Zestial and I will remain in the area so we can get there quickly if something happens.
Short King:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?
Whiskers:
... You should really think hard about that.
Lilith:
Yeah... I did. We would be horrible chaperones. LMAO, we'd join in the chaos rather than trying to stop it.
Whiskers:
Fucking exactly.
Short King:
@DangerTits Bring Adam. He fucking hates rollercoasters.
Danger Tits:
Fucking seriously? I wasn't going to go but... I want to see him lose his shit so... We'll be there.
Screen Queen:
HELL YEAH! WE'RE GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP!