Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Hide and Seek

Roo:
... Did I fucking hear that wrong?
Daddy Issues:
... Who the fuck just asked if they can taste someone's butthole?
Pear:
I fucking said something tasted like butthole. I did not ask to taste someone's ass.
Dick Master:
If you know it tastes like butthole, then you've totally eaten ass before.
Pear:
... I fucking have not, but I'm willing to bet you have.
Dick Master:
I WOULD NEVER EAT ASS!
Lilith:
I find that hard to believe. You're into weird shit... Weirder than that.
Harder Daddy:
Are we discussing kinks~? I know someone in here with some interesting kinks.
Screen Queen:
... Fucking spill the tea.
Mouth:
Never fucking say that again.
Harder Daddy:
@BigAssForehead just has an Alastor kink... Specifically Alastor failing. LMAO, he's also into voyeurism, bondage, other shit. As much as I hated Val, he told me a lot of shit.
Big Ass Forehead:
You missed some.
Danger Tits:
Holy fucking shit... You fucking assholes won't shut up about kinks and shit, and you woke me the fuck up.
Pop My Cherri:
Turn your phone off then bitch.
Danger Tits:
IT IS FUCKING OFF! SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE WON'T STOP GOING OFF THOUGH!
Screen Queen:
... Sorry. That's my fault.
Danger Tits:
Turn your shit off or I'm going to fucking break your fingers.
Screen Queen:
... I'm sorry.
Harder Daddy:
Either way... More kinks! Who's got good shit?
Whiskers:
... Fucking stop that shit.
Two Dicks:
Why is there a tiny box on the table?
Vagina:
DO NOT FUCKING OPEN IT OR TOUCH IT! SHIT!
Freaky Face:
Oh? Are you hiding something?
Vagina:
I was fucking trying to... I meant to put that somewhere else.
Daddy Issues:
It's fine. It's still on the table. No one looked. You can put it somewhere else.
Short King:
IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S WHAT I THINK IT IS!
Vagina:
Yes...
Short King:
FUCKING SHIT! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!
Lilith:
... From that reaction, it's one of two things... And it certainly isn't something duck related. I now know what it is too.
STAB:
I wanna open the box!
Vagina:
NO!
STAB:
YES!
Daddy Issues:
... Well shit. Someone catch Niffty. She ran off with the box.
Vagina:
Damn it... Alastor, please get her under fucking control.
Freaky Face:
... Let's make a deal then...
Harder daddy:
No fucking need... I got the little shit.
STAB:
GIVE ME THE BOX!
Harder Daddy:
Niffty, what fucking drugs are you on? Damn.
STAB:
I stole something from someone...
Buzz Buzz:
... I stopped by for 30 minutes to talk to Lilith yesterday, and you stole shit out of my bag... Which I stole from someone else. LMFAO, it's a chain of stealing.
Vagina:
... The box is now secure.
Harder Daddy:
You're welcome... I don't think the contents of that box are a secret anymore though.
Kayden:
I'm bored. Can we play hide and seek? In the dark!
Whiskers:
... Are we fucking children?
Kayden:
What kids play hide and seek in the dark?
Whiskers:
I'm sure there's some out there.
Kayden:
... Whatever. I still think it would be fun!
Roo:
Oh... It would be fun.
Mouth:
Fuck no! Not if your ass is joining.
Roo:
Why wouldn't I join? Seriously... I have nothing to fucking do. LMAO
Screen Queen:
I think everyone should fucking join... Everyone who's here I mean.
Pear:
Is your girlfriend still asleep? You should wake her up to join us.
Screen Queen:
Yes, she's asleep, and fuck no I'm not going to wake her up. I don't want to die.
Vagina:
OK, first off... I really don't recommend waking her up. She fucking put someone in the hospital once for that. Second... You did not deny that she was your girlfriend.
Screen Queen:
It doesn't matter if I deny it or not... You're all going to continue to call her my damn girlfriend.
Daddy Issues:
... So, either you at least try to wake her up, or we have to stay extremely quiet while playing the game.
Whiskers:
Considering all of you idiots are loud as fuck to begin with... The whole staying quiet thing will not work.
Daddy Issues:
We can try at least. If she wakes up... Then we'll figure it out.
Big Ass Forehead:
Lock her in a room with the stupid bitch.
Screen Queen:
Would you stop calling me a stupid bitch? I'm a bad bitch! Get it right fucker.
Squeak:
... Who's seeking first, and where are they counting.
Vagina:
... Lucifer, you're doing it. Count on the roof. LMAO
Short King:
YAY! FUN ACTIVITIES!
Short King:
I have started counting!
Harder Daddy:
I have a good ass spot.
Two Dicks:
How the fuck did you fit in there?
Harder Daddy:
I have the body for it. Thank my porn career...
Screen Queen:
... I can hear his ass counting... "30 rubber ducks, 31 rubber ducks, 32 rubber ducks". LMFAO
Buzz Buzz:
Damn... Wish I was there.
Short King:
... I found the little gremlin!
Pop My Cherri:
That's because she won't stop giggling maniacally. Note to self... Don't hide with Niffty.
STAB:
THAT MEANS I'M IT NEXT! HEHEHE!
Whiskers:
God save us all...
God:
LMAO, it's a bit too late for that Whiskers.
Whiskers:
That is not my name.
God:
... I still don't know all of your names...
Dick Master:
You sure as fuck no mine.
God:
Yeah... Fuck Up 1.
Screen Queen:
... He's finding everyone so fucking quick... And he's sprinting in a weird ass way.
Short King:
Where the fuck is Angel?
Squeak:
... Good luck finding him.
Harder Daddy:
Actually... Hurry the fuck up. It's as cold as a witch's titty in here.
Short King:
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
Buzz Buzz:
... Next time, schedule this shit in advance. I want to join, but I've had so many fucking meetings lately.
Freaky Face:
You all better hide... Niffty is already counting.
Roo:
... We're all fucking screwed.
Mouth:
Says you...
Kayden:
Someone explain how Lilith is hiding? She's really tall!
Lilith:
I have my ways.
Two Dicks:
OH SHIT! SHE HAS A KNIFE! FUCK!
Screen Queen:
Who the fuck is screaming?
Danger Tits:
... I know exactly who it is and I'm going to fucking slaughter your ass.
Pop My Cherri:
Oh fuck...
Vagina:
I told you waking her up was a bad idea...
Pop My Cherri:
I'M SORRY! BEING CHASED BY NIFFTY WHILE SHE HAS A KNIFE IS A GOOD REASON TO SCREAM! FUCK OFF!
Short King:
Wow... She looks pissed.
Harder Daddy:
New plan... Everyone fucking hide from her.
Screen Queen:
I can't... She's in the same room I'm in and my spot fucking sucks.
Danger Tits:
Yes, it does...
Daddy Issues:
Should we be worried?
Pear:
Who cares? This is fun.
Squeak:
I vote we start this round over, and @Roo can be it. LOL
Mouth:
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST HER!
Squeak:
Sorry, but yeah.
Roo:
I think that's a great idea... I'm great at seeking out victims...
Lilith:
LMFAO, victims!
Roo:
I'm coming... You all better be hiding good.
Mouth:
Trust me... I fucking am.
Screen Queen:
I kind of got stuck with someone so...
Danger Tits:
... In the worst position possible.
Daddy Issues:
I don't even want to know what you're implying.
Pear:
... WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT?
Lilith:
... That's fucking hot. Holy shit... Lucifer, I have an idea.
Short King:
Oh shit... I see her too. Hell yeah, I think I already like that idea.
Whiskers:
Would you two stop talking about fucking?
Harder Daddy:
Sounds sexy. @BigAssForehead, you wanna watch?
Big Ass Forehead:
FUCKING YES!
Roo:
Fucking no.
Kayden:
Aw... She found me.
Mouth:
She better not harm you.
Squeak:
She didn't. I was hiding there too. We're fine.
Buzz Buzz:
I mean, she did say that you'd know when she was ready to fuck shit up.
Danger Tits:
... Turn your shit off... This is your last fucking warning. I will chop off each one of your fingers slowly with a rusty pair of scissors and enjoy your suffering.
Screen Queen:
... Can we pause so I can switch spots? LMFAO
STAB:
I'm in the walls!
Freaky Face:
... How did she find me?
Pear:
I didn't even know your ass was playing.
Freaky Face:
I enjoy entertainment...
Pop My Cherri:
We know asshole. OH SHIT! SHE'S FUCKING COMING!
Lilith:
She's fucking hot, right?
Pop My Cherri:
Yeah, she is.
Vagina:
Well shit... I agree. You wanna know what's really hot though?
Harder Daddy:
Fucking yes! EXPOSE YOUR SEX LIFE!
Vagina:
... Let's just put it this way... Imagine fucking someone when they're in full demonic form... Fucking hot.
Daddy Issues:
VAGGIE! FUCKING WHY?
Whiskers:
... She had a few drinks.
Vagina:
I planned on doing something, but I had a few drinks to calm my nerves, then we started playing this shit... And I think I had too many drinks. I might be a bit wasted...
Roo:
@Mouth... Turn around.
Mouth:
FUCK YOU! WHEN DID YOU GET THERE?
Roo:
87 seconds ago.
Two Dicks:
Is the phone obsessed bitch still alive?
Danger Tits:
... She's fine.
Dick Master:
Holy shit! Did you finally betray her ass. I take back what I said before... You can totally come back and work for me. I can't lose a hot bitch like you.
Danger Tits:
... I took her fucking phone and shut it off. She's fine.
Harder Daddy:
Everyone gather! Let's have a few drinks, join Vagina in drunkenness, and continue the game!
Pop My Cherri:
FUCK YEAH!