Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

It Happens... Or Does It?

A/N: So, I know no one gives two shits, but on 4/20, I celebrated the right fucking way by getting high. However, after falling asleep for like a few hours, I woke up and thought I was dying. I nearly passed out multiple times, my head felt like it was going to explode, I was sweating my balls off, and it was just fucking awful. I felt like my body was shutting down.
Well, that's my personal life story for today... Onto what you're actually here to read. LMAO

Vagina:
HOLY SHIT! WE'RE FUCKED!
Big Ass Forehead:
Shut the fuck up! I was watching... Something.
STAB:
If you were watching something, doesn't that mean you were technically broadcasting it too? Don't you display things on your screen when you view them?
Big Ass Forehead:
... I'm not dealing with this shit today.
Mouth:
@Vagina Why were you originally losing your shit?
Vagina:
BECAUSE YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT!
Harder Daddy:
Why didn't we fucking listen?
Mouth:
... IS THIS ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT'S ABOUT?
{Eve has changed name to Roo}
Pear:
FUCKING YES! YES IT IS!
Mouth:
... Nope. I'm fucking leaving.
Roo:
I'm sorry but... That's not possible.
Freaky Face:
Seems the doors and windows have been sealed.
Daddy Issues:
... I just woke up. I'm so fucking confused.
Screen Queen:
Quick rundown of what the fuck is happening... @Mouth was right. The end.
Danger Tits:
... Wow. So much effort was put into that.
Screen Queen:
Fuck you!
Mouth:
... @Carfight can you and the other overlords come help... PLEASE?
Carfight:
... I'm not in the area. I apologize. You have 2 overlords there right now, as well as the King of Hell and his daughter.
Lilith:
I'm here too bitch!
Whiskers:
... You really aren't taking this seriously, are you?
Lilith:
Nope. LMAO
Kayden:
... I feel betrayed. We were literally making cookies 2 days ago.
Roo:
That was part of my plan... You all fell for it.
Squeak:
Why is there just blackness outside?
Short King:
... All of you, I'm truly sorry. I was the one who invited her to the hotel, therefore I was the one who put us in danger. I will handle this. Everyone, get somewhere safe.
Daddy Issues:
Everyone get to the weapon room and grab something in case you need to defend yourself.
Mouth:
I'm already in there...
Pear:
... THEY'RE FIGHTING ON THE STAIRS!
Two Dicks:
Why does everything happen on those fucking stairs?
Harder Daddy:
It's like that one wall that's always being destroyed.
Pop My Cherri:
I went to grab fucking bread... I'm fucking locked outside.
Pear:
You'll be safer out there.
Two Dicks:
LUCIFER IS DOWN! THE KING OF HELL ISN'T MOVING!
Daddy Issues:
FUCK! DAD! ANSWER!
Lilith:
... He's gone.
Roo:
You're all next...
Vagina:
SHE'S COMING THIS WAY! WE'RE FUCKED!
Dick Master:
... I will come to your funerals... TO FUCKING LAUGH AT YOU! HA!
Mouth:
WHY IS SHE COMING AT ME? FUCKING HELP!
Short King:
IT'S A PRANK BITCH!
Mouth:
... FUCKING WHAT?
Danger Tits:
... They've been planning that shit since yesterday.
Lilith:
THE FUCKING LOOK ON YOUR FACE! LMFAO
Daddy Issues:
I thought it was kind of mean but... No one died, so it's OK?
Mouth:
FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Kayden:
Go eat a cookie. It'll help you.
Whiskers:
... Do they have drugs in them or something?
Squeak:
... Yes, yes they do. I learned the hard way.
Harder Daddy:
I caught her halfway through a cookie... LMFAO, she somehow went for the one batch that's drugged.
Roo:
I told you to label them.
Daddy Issues:
... I did.
Squeak:
It was the middle of the night. I didn't see it. Oops.
Whiskers:
...Hold on. @Carfight, were you in on the prank too?
Carfight:
No. I'm actually off doing business. I'm not in the area. Glad you're all alright though.
Pear:
@Mouth Let's go out. Maybe God will let us up into Heaven for a few hours so we can go try one of their restaurants. You know... To make up for the prank.
God:
... I'll allow it. Also, that prank was funny as shit.
Mouth:
... Fine, but I'm still not happy about this.
Dick Master:
Holy shit! Double date time! I want to be there to piss you off more.
Screen Queen:
Double date? WITH WHO FUCKER?
Lilith:
JEALOUSY!
Dick Master:
... Who the fuck do you think I'm taking?
Danger Tits:
... No idea, because it's not me. LMAO
Vagina:
It's still pure black outside.
Freaky Face:
... I like it that way.
Pop My Cherri:
CAN SOMEONE LET ME THE FUCK IN?
Roo:
Oh shit. Sorry. LMAO
Mouth:
Change your name back.
Roo:
No. I'm keeping it like this. I'm just going to keep you guessing. Maybe that was a prank, but will it be a prank next time?
Kayden:
... It better be. We made cookies together.
Roo:
... I'd spare you. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
... Cookies do make things better I guess.
STAB:
There's blood on the carpet!
Short King:
That's fake blood... My blood isn't that color.
Lilith:
That should've been the first sign that it was a prank.
Vagina:
... That was still somehow the most serious I've seen him in a while... And all for a fucking prank.
Danger Tits:
... Who wants a video of Adam losing his shit over his failed double date thing?
Lilith:
... Do we need to come restrain him again?
Pear:
Please do. I don't want him ruining our outing.
Freaky Face:
Considering it's a "make up" outing.
Pear:
... Fucking exactly.
God:
Don't worry... I'll handle him.
Dick Master:
FUCK YOU ALL!