𝓚𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓻 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵

Wednesday x Class of 09

(THIS IS COMPLETELY SATIRE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY)

Enid: is this what cam girls feel like?

Erix: I think cam girls do a little more than what we did.

Enid: Well at least they get paid! We had to flirt with that weirdo for free.

Erix: No, we lost a bet. That's not free. It's just ho and pro bono.

Enid: Why would you put "flirting with Xavier" in the first place?

Erix: Oh so you thought she could steal that hotdog roller?

Enid: No but- ugh it's just that whole class yesterday. "Wow Xavier, your Naruto drawings are so good"- Ew!

Erix: That wasn't even the worst part. People had to watch us do that.

Enid: Plus he probably won't leave me alone for like a month now. He's gonna go home to his video games and make create a character's of us

Erix: Yeah he'll kill us in Grand Theft Auto.

Enid: You can make characters in Grand Theft Auto?

Erix: Do I look like a bitch who would know?

Enid: Whatever. God I need a Xanax. Wait where did I put it- bitch that was my last xan how'd you take that?

Erix: Quick hands. Titty and Xanax, what a combo.

Enid: Goes together like peanut butter and Percocet.

Erix: This is true.

Enid: Oh yeah he kept doing that! "This is true."

Erix: Like he's too good to say yeah he has to be a scientist about it.

Enid: Oh and what about "um okay."

Erix: I hate it when they do that! Like they gotta sound like the gay comic relief cat in every Disney movie.

Enid: This is true.

Erix: This is true.

Enid: Yes in fact.

Erix: Quite the interesting outfit.

Enid: Stop screaming, we're having sex.

Ajax: What are you doing? Sounds like you had a class with Xavier.

Erix: he has McDonald's. Ajax, where'd you get McDonald's?

Ajax: McDonald's?

Erix: Bitch give me a fry.

Ajax: Is that how you ask?

Erix: Bitch please give me a fry.

Enid: And yeah we had a class with Ren

Ajax: Me too, I could tell. He was drawing pictures of you guys the whole class.

Erix: What were we doing in the pictures?

Ajax: Like being cute. Making kissy faces with hearts around it.

Enid: Erix, we're gonna get murdered. We're gonna get murdered by a guy who can't even tie his fucking shoes!

Erix: Well at least he won't torture us. Can't tie a rope either.

Ajax: Yeah but I ripped 'em up and threw 'em in the trash. Told that ho to watch it.

Enid: You're the best Ajax.

Ajax: I know. Okay I gotta go sell the janitor adderall I'll see you guys later.