One-shot Compilations

Dear Future Husband

Dear Future Husband lol,

I am writing this ahead of time just in case. This is a warning message about what you may be putting yourself into.

If you happen to read this as my husband, you already know that I am a fan of pink, especially the baby pink variety. Not the unpleasant deep pink shade and the least favorite I have is yellow. I don't hate it but I am not fond of it either.

When we have disagreements, please just comfort me or say, 'Tell it to me when you're ready.' And allow me some time to think and calm down, but be aware that I may shed tears. That's the thing... I cry when I tell someone what I feel. It's a mixture of hurt and nervousness to be vulnerable. You may think that I am raising my voice, but just so you know, my voice is just naturally loud.

And if you noticed that I am being irritable more easily than usual, it is just one of these three things: one, I am hungry. Two, I am exhausted. Three, I have my monthly period.

I have a tendency to be a jealous wife. Well, since I was your girlfriend, you know how easily I get jealous of women around you, especially those who I think like you. You may know already that I am not a type of person who makes a scene with these type of things. My attitude will only be directed towards you, except if the other girl also gives me an attitude, then we can play a game of pulling each other's nerves until someone dies from irritation and high blood pressure. I am so good at that game you know. I know how to irk someone's nerves if I want to. I don't even need to do anything evil... and you probably know how I can make anyone uncomfortable with my gaze. I have a death stare, not the stare you usually see in me. You'll recognize it when you see it. I don't need words, just a stare is enough.

I'm not the type of girl who would engage in cat fights solely for a guy. I would show my jealousy by being cold towards you. You won't even see me look at you or hear me say anything to you. Although you may notice me rolling my eyes to you a thousand times. It's just... I don't want to see my husband being too friendly with someone. If you think I am too, then please tell me immediately. If it makes you feel at ease, I have no problem cutting off any guys.

If you see me not in the mood, just give me food- If I'm stressed, I like to eat at Jollibee because when I was a little girl, my parents always took me to Jollibee almost every Sunday. I like. two piece chicken spicy with extra gravy, plus burger champ, with fries and sundae. Lmao.

Aside from that, you already know I am not picky about food. Although I may always opt for seafood over meat. Oysters, clams, fish, name it. I grew up in a place where the sea meets the mountain, so my food preferences were always those when I was a kid.

If we fight, just know that I don't want us to fight when there are other people around. I really... really hate being scandalous. I hate shouting when angry in the crowd. Though, I may be extremely hyper and loud if I am around my friends. That's two different situations. So, even if I get you angry or I am angry with you, let's discuss it privately when no one is around. If we went to an event or something but we are mad with each other, let's pretend to be in good terms. I don't want people to interfere with our business and I don't want them to have any idea about our problems. Trust me, I won't tell my friends about things you lack and gossip about our relationship, because even if we fight, I would still come home to you. It's just wrong for me to make my friends hate you when I love you because I may forgive you, but my friends won't. Lol.

If I make you angry, please don't hit me. Please don't slap me. Don't punch me. Let us not resort with something physical. Let's not use foul language when we are angry, because I cry easily. I promise, I am not joking. I am really sensitive to these kinds of things. Although also, I have the tendency to playfully punch someone in their bicep if I'm comfortable with them and I find something funny.