Yami: previously on YuGiOh...
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Teà: Yugi... I think I'm pregnant... And Yami's the father!
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Joey: Tristan! Don't leave me!
Tristan: I'm sorry Joey, it's just not working out between us.
Joey: but I love you!
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Teà: Yugi... I think I'm pregnant... And Weevil's the father!
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Yugi: Grandpa! So your the one who shot Tristan!
Grandpa: Yes, it was I!
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Teà: Yugi... I think I'm pregnant... And Bakura's the-
Yugi: no EFFing way!
Teà: ok I lied about that one.
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Seto: this time Yugi... You don't stand a ghost of a chance!
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Tristan: Yugi... I think I'm pregnant... And your the father!
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Yami: and now the thrilling conclusion! Wait a minute did any of that stuff actually happen?
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Yami: Ok, time-out. Does anyone here actually believe for one second that this guy is a ghost?
Tristan: I do!
Yami: Anyone besides Tristan?
Tristan: ... I do!
Ghost Kaiba: what's your point?
Yami: my point is your NOT a ghost. No EFFing way.
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Ghost Kaiba: Look, I'm a ghost, ok? Quit being such a jerk!
Yami: If your a ghost, then I'm straight!
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Ghost Kaiba: oooooo I'm a ghost ooooo!
Yami: Oh stop it, your not fooling anyone!
Tristan: It's a ghost!
Yami: Tristan doesn't count.
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Yami: Mind-Crush! ... Did I just kill a gay clown?
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
