Seto: K, thanks.
Mokuba: wait, Seto! It's clearly a trap! Why are you being so gullible and out of character?!
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Joey: forget about it, there's no way were helping your brother! He smells like wee wee.
Mokuba: but he's been trapped in a video game world where monsters are-
Joey: did you just say video game?
Mokuba: yes, but it's very dangerous-
Yugi: come on guys, let's go play the video game! Anything to take a break from these crappy card games! Bye gramps, you'd better have that money when we get back!
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Teà: um, Yugi? Before you go, there's something I need to tell you.
Yugi: don't worry Teà, I know all about it.
Teà: really?
Yugi: yeah, you're in love with me, right?
Teà: actually I'm in love with your sexy alter-ego.
Yugi: oh... Well this is kind of awkward.
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Tristan: I've been thinking, what if were all part of some enormous virtual world? What if we exist in a fictional universe created by some Japanese guy who likes card games?
Teà: Tristan that is without a doubt the dumbest thing you've ever said.
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Tristan: *singing* Uh-oh, we're in trouble, something's come along and it burst our bubble.
Teà: yeah, yeah.
Princess Adina: Hello, I'm princess Adina.
Joey: this is just wrong.
Mokuba: I've never been so traumatized in my life. Why would my brother create something so twisted?
Joey: now do you see why we hate him so much?
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Yugi: question!
Princess Adina: um... Yes?
Yugi: just what the heck are you anyway? Are you a boy or a girl?
Joey: maybe it's a she-male! You know, like Bakura!
Mokuba: whatever it is, it's going to haunt my dreams the rest of my life.
Adina: excuse me brave heroes, I'm trying to tell you about the suffering of my people.
Yugi: I think it's pretty obvious why your people are suffering, their ruler is a transvestite.
Adina: the only way to defeat the mythic dragon is by resurrecting an ancient flying machine-
Yugi: why weren't you censored, anyway? I mean, what, guns are bad but cross-dressing princesses are a-okay?
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Yugi: they got princess Adina!
Joey: thank god for that, she was really freaking me out.
Adina: *dressed as Mokuba* oh no, they kidnapped Mokuba!
Joey: why the heck was Mokuba dressed like you?!
Adina: um... Well...
*small flashback*
Mokuba: let's switch outfits, I've always wanted to be pretty!
*end flashback*
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Mokuba: Seto!
Seto: Mokuba? Why the heck were you dressed like a girl?
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Seto: if anybody asks, I rescued you.
Mokuba: yes big brother.
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Seto: Listen, pal. You can try to take over my company, you can kidnap my little brother, you can even try to kill me; but when you EFF around with video games, you've gone to far!
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
