Mokuba: According to the computer, it should take us exactly one episode to reach our destination.
Seto: An entire episode just sitting in a helicopter? How the h*ll are we going to pass the time?
Yami: Well, we could either play a card game...
Seto: Without super-advanced holograms? Are you out of your mind?!
Yami: Or we could flashback to previous episodes in an attempt to save the animators time and money.
Seto: Wouldn't that just make all of our viewers mad and send our ratings plummeting into the ground?
Yami Yugi: Yep.
Seto: Lets do it.
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*Flashback from a much earlier episode, when Yugi receives a video cassette*
Yugi: *pulling the video cassette out of a box* What is this strange device?
Joey: I believe it's called a video tape.
Pegasus: I'm in your TV, kidnapping your grandpa.
Yugi: We have to go rescue him!
Tristan: I'm the Jar Jar Binks of this show!
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*Another flashback to an earlier episode, when Seto is sitting in his vacation home*
Seto: Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis.
*2 bodyguards appear in the doorway, holding their fingers the same way children would while playing with pretend guns*
Bodyguard 1: Freeze, or we'll shoot you!
Seto: Go right ahead.
Bodyguard 2: Bang! Bang! Ba-Dow ba-dow ba-dow! Bang!
Seto: Oh no, you got me.
Bodyguard 1: Hey, stop making fun of our invisible guns!
Bodyguard 2: Bang!
Bodyguard 1: Larry stop it.
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*Again, a flashback since that is what this episode was made for*
*On top of Pegasus's castle*
Seto: Yugi, if you don't let me win this duel, I'll kill myself.
Yami Yugi: *Sarcastically* Oh no, that would be terrible. Whatever would we do without you?
Tristan: Yousa tinkin yousa people gonna die?
Yami Yugi: Shut up, Tristan.
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*After Yugi loses against Kaiba in a duel*
Yugi: Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis!
Téa: I have prepared a friendship speech for such an occasion...
Yugi: Never mind, I'm all better now.
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*In Pegasus' room*
Yami Bakura: I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with I. Guess what? It's your eye.
Pegasus: But that doesn't start with...
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*In an ally, when Yami Bakura and Marik first met face to face*
Yami Bakura: We should be partners.
Marik: You mean like partners in crime?
Yami Bakura: Yeah, that's precisely what I meant.
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Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series!
HumorFunny jokes from each episode of YGOTAS! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or YGOTAS, they both belong to their rightful owners. Thank you to @heartofthecards for the cover!
