punk hazard: gratsu

A little Adventure with my Brother's 'Girlfriend'

A/N: This is long cuz I felt like I owed ya guys since I didn't update in a while.

Maybe Gray POV...Who knows:

"Are ya sure it's this way?" I whispered as I followed Sting through a poison ivy bush.

"Yes! Now shhhh! I'm concentrating. I need to find Natsu's scent." He replied as he climbed a tree. What could bae Natsu possibly be doing up a tree? Sting jumped down and continued running using... Both arms and legs like... An animal.

We continued running through some more dangerous bushes. A few quicksands; that Sting claimed he needed to sniff or take a quick pee in. Also a few man eating animals came across their path. Emphasis on "man eating". Since I was the heir of the Ice Nation, I used Sting as bait to lure the animals away. I used a simple method of persuasion.

"If you don't make them chase you, I won't give you Rogue!" That got him running. ;) (Gray you a bad boy. Natsu better watch out. You're probably a bad boy in bed too ;) )

Later we found ourselves on the coast. How did we get ourselves to a fricking  beach!

"What the hell? You were so off! I thought dragon slayers noses were top notch. Well maybe yours ain't, cuz Rogue's one works perfectly!" I screamed at Sting as the idiot began to make a sand castle. My eyes glazed over to stare at the horizon as the sun was lowering itself through the sky. The light emitted from it hid all the stars and clouds. All you could see was... Sunlight. The sun held onto it's last minutes of glory before going into a deep slumber.

The sun was gone and it was night.

"Let's make camp here, moron!"

After the whole boring bit were Sting made camp- he took way too long. Rogue could of done all this in seconds. He really wasn't good enough for him- (I didn't care, I still shipped it) and I lay down on the sand, watching the moon and stars.

"Hm Gray?" I looked up to see Sting sitting in front of me with a pot of soup. He passed it to me and I took a sip. It wasn't bad. "Has... Has.... R-Rogue... E-Ever h-had... A girlfriend?" He quickly rushed the last part whilst stuttering the whole of the first part. Why could he possible be asking such a question? Hehe

"Yes!" I lied. "Three... Or was it four?" I tapped my chin as I began to 'fake' think.

"Oh!" He said sadly. "Does he have one now...?"

"Yep. This hottie called Kagura!" I winked at him. Kagura actually asked Rogue out a few years back. But my dear brother Rogue kindly declined. Rogue has never been on a date much less ever had a girlfriend. I stifled a laugh. Messing with Sting sure was fun. "She's got really pretty hair and such a smoking hot figure. If I wasn't engaged to a retard, I would of taken her first!" I smirked at Sting as he pressed his lips together since they kept trembling. Hot tears rimmed his sapphire blue eyes.

"I... U-Understand...."

"I'm kidding." Sorry but I didn't want this imbecile to cry about it all night. Maybe if I tried it this morning, but oh wells.

"He's..." I braced myself for the next part. "NEVER EVER NOT IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT, HAS HE EVER DATED A GIRL. OR A BOY. OR ANY LIVING BEING!"

Stings eyes lit up instantly and he smiled then it disappeared. "So he doesn't like anyone?"

"He likes you!" My eyebrows wiggling. My insane grin twitching. Flashing all my sparking white teeth. My thumbs up and pressed next to my face. Fire burning in my eyes. I was what one would describe as "fan-girling"