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ryanross has added alexgask to the conversation

ryanross has added spencersmith to the conversation

ryanross: guys

ryanross: i have some news for u

patrickstump: what

ryanross: iM PREGNANT

barakitty: *pops champagne bottle* THE TIME HAS COME

dallonisweak: cAN I BE THE GODFATHER?!!!!

tylerjoseph: NO I WANNA BE THE GODFATHER

spencersmith: WHO SAID EITHER OF YOU WOULD BE THE GODFATHER

patrickstump: THEN I'LL BE THE GODMOTHER

alexgask: BUT I WANTED TO BE THE GODMOTHER

patrickstump: TOO BAD THE PLACE HAS BEEN TAKEN

alexgask: YOU BITCH

petewentz: DONT CALL MY BITCH A BITCH

dallonisweak: really dude.

petewentz: SHUSH

spookyjim: cAN I DELIVER THE BABY

ryanross: NO

ryanross: I BARELY KNOW U

ryanross: ALL I KNOW IS THAT UR TYLER'S SUGAR DADDY

tylerjoseph: HE'S NOT MY FUCKING SUGAR DADDY

petewentz: but u are fucking right?

tylerjoseph: nO YOU PERV

spookyjim: yes, yes we are ;)

tylerjoseph: WE ARE NOT GODDAMMIT

ryanross: aNYWAY THIS ISN'T ABOUT THESE TWO

ryanross: THIS IS ABOUT ME AND HOW I AM CARRYING BRENDON JR

alexgask: WHY IS BRENDON THE DAD

barakitty: I WANTED TO BE THE DAD

ryanross: WELL BOO FUCKING HOO

dallonisweak: BRENDON'S THE DAD BC THEY DID DA SECKS TOGETHA

spencersmith: CAN I AT LEAST BE THE GODFATHER

ryanross: NO

spencersmith: FUCK YOU

petewentz: brendon already had that covered

brendonurie: wtf is going on here

brendonurie: wtf is this about me becoming a dad

brendonurie: i am not ready