Some nights, it gets better with FUNNY QUOTES!!

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\\THIS is just about Life and how sometimes life kicks us in the butt but we know we have to carry on because it WILL get better ;) but enough of that depressing stuff here's some of the funniest things my friends say to get me through....well each say XD!! ENJOY

O my god I just saw a girl commented "justin beiber is legend" And im like bitch u ruined my night 0.0 I don't hate him but dafuq legend? ://

If you don't like me, don't give a shit just simply unfriend me k bitch cuz I ain't got no time for ya. _|_

Kiss-kiss :* goodbye haters!

Gimme a shot to remember

And you can take all da pain away from me

A kiss and I will surrender

Sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

(( TBH! You're the fakest profile ever!!! Deuces homie!!

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RATE: I bet you ugly Af! Using other ppls pics!!

(((-WHAT A JERK HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HER LIKE I DO :((((

Work hard play hard

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter.

Try Again. Fail again. Fail better ^^

Take me as I am or watch me as I go

The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, "You were right. XD

People be like.. " If I flirt, is that cheating?" BITCH IF I SLAP YOU WITH MY LEFT HAND EVEN THO IM RIGHT HANDED DID YOU STILL GET SLAPPED? -amber

Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must. -andy

I usually don't care what people are saying until they start whispering.

Facebook will be perfect if mark will remove the relationship option.

Just because you miss someone, doesn't mean they belong in your life.

Love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

Everyone comes into your life for a reason: some for good, some for bad. They shape us, they form us: some may break us, but in the end they make us who we are.

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

Attractive person: Hey whats up?

Me: Who paid you

We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection and dream of perfection.

Friendship on facebook can stay much longer then relationships.

Some people need to know Facebook is not a DATING SITE!

Thanks for the birthday wishes guys you're amazing♥

#made my day :) -aww Andy :3

Take your time, think alot. Think of everything you've got. For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

**Tbh; you're amazing, and really funny ok. Your statue's are pretty cool, and some of them makeme laugh. I'm always here for you, even if we don't talk as much. :).** _Yep so very true <3

That heart broken moment when your love is a player. :((((

That turn off moment when girl use too much makeup :/

Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.

Imma kill a bitch.- Josh

tbh.. ive talked to, dated, &r Hooked up with plenty of girls.. i'm one of the people that thinks it's completely impossible to find the "one"... nothing ever works out for me. it would be great if she was out there somewhere.. but i'm pretty sure she's impossible to find.

GREAT. i had a cramp in my back at the gym today, now im getting paralysed in every move i make. yayy.. D:

Um hey, do you like beans I do! :3 x -katie XD

Guy: i love you babe!

Girl: i love you more babe!

Me: happy one day Anniversary! XD

'IT'S NOT THE SUN THAT HURTS MY EYES....IT'S YOUR FACE *_* -"HAHAHA made my night!!"

Where were you today ?! I missed my big brudder in 4th ): -Jordan

oh im so excited for this monday.. said no one ever. _So true (That is so true only people who aren't right in the brain would say that)

Once upon a time, you were only a dream. now you.. wait.. you're still a dream.

has changed their relationship status from "single" to "staying single"!!

how the hell could anyone be a vegetarian.. this is so hard -__-

So is this why girls like assholes?

"females love assholes because assholes know how to keep them on check. assholes know how to make a girl try harder than she has to, while a nice guy would do more of the giving and the girl just receives. assholes know how to make a girl pay more attention than she usually does, while nice guys would spoil the girl with more attention than she can handle. assholes know how to make a girl miss them so much that it hurts, while nice guys cling on so much where the girl wants to be away. assholes know how to keep a girl in love so deep that it feels impossible to leave, while nice guys give the girl too much freedom that they're able to explore other options."

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine. (((haha! WOW!!)))

**~~WELL THAT'S IT IF U LIKE IT PLZ VOTE OR COMMENT AND DON'T WORRY THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM XD IF I GET SOME READS I'LL EVEN TELL U WHO THE PERSON IS :D~~**

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