Random Crazy Stuff (Middle School Years) (COMPLETED)

well then

I have recently been able to sort my friends into two different groups: people who love me because of what I did with my hair, and people who HATE me because of what I did with my hair.

See, my hair used to be pretty long, so everyone always wanted to play with it. And now that I've cut it off, the people (or at least some of) who did play with my hair hATE ME NOW COS I WAS EXPRESSING MY INDIVIDUALITY.

THIS ISNT ST OLGA'S YA KNOE.

I'm going to Worlds of Fun this weekend so im wearing a shirt i got from a different Cedar Fair park

WELL OBVIOUSLY ITS CAROWINDS WHERE ELSE *scoff*

-Segment segment!-

Envy: uuuuUUUUUUHHHH

Mia: shut it palmtree

Envy: WHY SHOULD I, YOU FAKE HOMUNCULUS!!

Mia: I'M NOT A HOMUNCULUS IM A DEMON

Leaf: ...re we clear?

All but Mia and Envy: YESSIR

Envy: wh
Wh
wH
WH

Mia: Stop stuttering, idiot! But seriously, what happened?

Hotaru: we have several new segments coming today

Envy: REALLYWHO

Oriana: Hello.

Oka: yo

Tyler: sUP

Ponyboy: uuuh should i really be here

Vivi: YES

Royce: IM IN KANSAS CITY NOT HERE HAHAHAHAHA

Jiji: ((A/N: Jiji tried to autocorrect to Kiki... Get it...)) basically everything just no stop

envy: so whatchu guys for

Oriana: I am here to represent the wonderful fandom of *coughs loudly* Well not really a fandom I'm just random crap that is said all the time

Oka: Our Story (Rin_chan32 )

Tyler: FIR NARNIA uh i mean FOR FAIRY TAIL

Envy: narnia or fairy tail?

tyler: yOU WILL NEVER KNOW *creeps into dark shadowy coner* (its fairy tail)

Vivi: I'm here cos Vine

Ponyboy: i dont really know what im here for so please just gET THIS PALMTREE AWAY FROM ME

Envy: I'm not a FUCKING PALMTREE

Oriana: Although you do look like one...

Royce: I'm for twenty øne piløts, by the way *laughs creepily*

Envy, Mia: uuuh

Røyce: twenty øne piløts is amazing yøu døn't even knøw

All present but Royce: uuUUUHH

Røyce: release me frøm the present im øbsessin all these questiøns why im in denial that they tried the suicidal sessiøn please use discretiøn when yøure messin with the message man these lyrics arent før everyøne ønly few understand

Tyler: OKAY ENOUGH OF HER

Envy: pLEASE

Mia: SOMEONE STAB ME WITH A DEMON BLADE PLEASE

Røyce: yøu the judge, ønø, set me free, yøu the judge, ønø, set me free

Oriana: i have no demon blade but I have a clarinet
And poetry
POETRY AND CLARINET, GREG

Mia: ANYTHING JUST PLEASE

Rainflight: What in StarClan's name is going on he- OHGOD WHAT IS THAT

Snowflake: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SCREECHING NOISE THREE MOONS MAKE IT STOOOOP

Røyce: if yøu're saying i cant sing yøu are hørribly wrøng

Marco: WHT ARE THOSE WEIRD "O" THINGS THEY SCARE ME THEY DONT LOOK SAFE

Tyler: KILL IT

Oka: AMATERASU *amaterasu appears in a sparkly cloud of poof*

Ama-chan: Yes, Oka?

Oka: WE NEED TO KILL THOSE WEIRD LOOKING "O"s

Ama-chan: AAH *disappears upon seeing the weird Os*

Envy: MAKE THEM STOP PLEASE

Røyce: WHAT'S WRØNG WITH THEM

Mia: EVERYTHING

Jiji: THEY'RE EVEN IN HER NAME NOW OH GOD

Røyce: øūr brâįñš ârė šįćk būt thâtš økâÿ

Rainflight: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING

Oka: KILL THE CREEPY LETTERS HOW IS SHE EVEN SAYING THAT

Røÿçė: jūšt bėčâūšë į płâÿ thê pįâñø døêšñt mėâñ ī âm ñøt wįłłįñg tø tâkė ÿøū døwñ (įm šørrÿ)

Vivi: *gets hit with box of chocolates* TRY ME BITCH

Oriana: CAN YOU NOT HEAR HER?!

Vivi: noh bitch

Jiji: NARWHAL SLAP *in attempt to shut Royce up, Jiji channels her inner StarVs TFOE and uses narwhal slap, but alas, it does not affect her*

Mia: *stabs royce*
THERR

Røÿčė: įm ñøt dėâd âñd ÿøū kñøw įt, įłł bė bâçk *shimmers away*

Jiji: so anyways I'm here for-

Envy: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES

Hotaru: rude...

Oriana: go on Jiji, speeeeaaaak

Jiji: okay so I'm GravityFalls, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces Of Evil, Steven Universe, Danny Phantom, Undertale, Ghost - Mystery Skulls, and unless Lightning Moon is a segment-

Hotaru: she's not--yet

Jiji: okay so I'm My Little Pony for no-

Lightning Moon: Hey guys!! I'm part colt and part unicorn and kind of op but yknoe I'm insecure and my cousin has a crush on me even though she has a boyfriend and the Lightning Moon half of me is in love with a unicorn named Energleap and the Cirrus half of me is in love with a mare names Vanilla who also has a crush on the Cirrus half of me but the Lightning Moon half of me is mostly in charge even though we're just one soul oh and I paint with rainbows. ^u^

All:...

Mia: holy shit that's messed up even for a demon

Envy: even I couldn't write something so fucked up

Jiji: ALL... THE... LOVE TRIANGLES... I CAN'T... TAKE IT...

All: *slowly back away from CirruMoon*

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SO THERE YA HAVE IT IM INSANE

my finger is bleeding and its numb but somehow I'm still able to type at like (I'm guessing here) maybe like ten-fifteen wpm idefk so just yeah have fun

Also this was supposed to be up a month ago so Imm not going to worlds of fun anymore so disregard that

Bye
-R