Holy shit
1K reads
and this is #9 in Random what
omigod
this calls for something special
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THATS RIGHT ITS THE SEGMENT SEGMENT!!
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Envy: nYAAAAARG
Mia: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAUX DEMON
Envy: I DON'T SPEAK YOUR FANCY SPANISH
Mia: IT'S CALLED FRENCH, AND BESIDES, ITS A WORD EVERYONE USES!
Envy: and i am not a demon
Mia: t h e n w h a t a r e y o u d o i n g h e r e
Envy: I live here
n
Envy: WHAT WAS THAT
ny
Mia: I DUNNO ITS SCARY
nye
Rainflight: [runs in] YOU TWO BETTER NOT BE MESSING AROUND WITH THE LIGHTS AGAIN
nyeh
Mia: What makes you think we're doing it?
nyeh
Rainflight: You two are usually behind this sort of thing.
nyeh h
Cloudwing: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAaaay wait what?
nyeh he
Rainflight: Know anything about this weird noise?
nyeh heh
Vivi: *throws paper towel tube* BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
nyeh heh
Rainflight: Okay, you two have to calm down!!
nyeh heh h
Envy/Mia: *writhing on the ground in agony*
nyeh heh he
Envy: IT'S ROYCE ALL OVER AGAIN
N Y E H H E H H E H ! ! ! !
[sparkly cloud of poof]
[Nyeh Heh Heh begins playing]
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! WHAT IS THIS? HUMANS, READY TO BE CAPTURED?
sans: i think some of them are ready to be... cat-tured
Papyrus: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSANS
Envy: okay first of all, neither of us are humans. Second-
Oriana, Vivi: BITCH WE'RE BOTH HUMAN
Papyrus: *throws MTT-brand soap* WASH YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS
Vivi: TRY ME BITCH
Royce: oh hey guys
All but Papyrus and Sans: OH DEAR GOD WHY
Royce: relax, I'm not for twenty one pilots anymore.
is it even possible to change your fandom like that?
dunno, oriana is like fifteen different ones, so maybe.
THIS IS ALL TOO SUDDEN
i wanna change my fandom!Royce: cinema staff
All but Papyrus and Sans: *screech*
sans: bro do you have any idea what's going on here?
Papyrus: No... not a clue. BUT I WILL FIND OUT! NYEH HEH HEH!
ENvy: for you two skelebros, imma do this for you~
Mia: ENVY NU
Envy: Royce first came to us representing twenty one pilots, and immediately started singing in weird letters which resulted in a screeching noise and now we all hate her.
Papyrus: But now she's not representing twenty one pilots?
Envy: Nope.
Papyrus: Then how many pilots is she representing?
sans: *fake sniffle* bro i'm so proud of you
Papyrus: Why is he proud of me?
Mia: twenty one pilots is a band, you just punned us all.
Papyrus: nnnnnnnNNNNNNYYYYEH
SANS YOU RUIN EVERYTHINGsans: i did nothing
Papyrus: *teeth gritted* Anyways, what's the problem with the human Royce now?
Mia: Now she's representing cinema staff.
Papyrus: Um...?
Rainflight: It's a band. A Japanese rock band, and we don't know Japanese. Plus Royce is awful at singing. So, bad annunciation plus bad singing equals-
Papyrus: Complete and total chaos?
Rainflight, Mia, Envy: Precisely.
Royce: Don't listen to them, skeleton~ They're just jealous of my Mizuki-like singing voice.
Envy: You sound nothing like Mizuki.
Royce: I SOUND EXACTLY LIKE HIM
<sings, sounds exactly like Mizuki>Everyone is blown away
Royce: *stops singing* You know, I'm just too into the green to tell you guys how I did this, but I don't want to cause any Drama, so I'm gonna tell the skeleton and the deadman here her method. ((A/N: INTO THE GREEN, DRAMA, SKELETON, DEADMAN, AND HER METHOD ARE ALL CINEMA STAFF SONGS GO LISTEN TO THEM))
Envy, Mia, Rainflight: GODDAMMIT
Papyrus: ...I don't get it.
//Suddenly, flowers!//
[sans' left eye glows blue]
Envy: Whoa... dude, are you okay?
Papyrus: Oh, hi Flowey!
Flowey: Howdy, Papyrus~
Mia: HOLY SHIT IT TALKS
Flowery: *giggles* What? Have you never seen a talking flower before?
Mia: I've seen a salesperson take over the nation, but not a talking flower, no.
Envy: I've seen an entire country turned into a single immortal being but same here.
Rainflight: *faints because yarrow decided to talk*
Papyrus: Uh, cat...? Are you alright?
sans: i-i don't think the cat's the one to make a hissy fit over...
Papyrus: SANS WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU ALRIGHT
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ALSO THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS---
meh cliffhangers
oh and thank you mah people for reading this chitty shitty book :) you da man
*smokes a dog treat*
anyways this thing has hit 1K READS OMSC AND ITS #9 IN RANDOM LAST NIGHT IT WAS #47 WTF
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO DAMN MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
OMG I
I *sniffle*
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME BROS
I NEVER IMAGINED SEEING 1K READS ON ONE OF MY BOOKS
wellmaybeatthestartbutikindalostthatdreamwithintwomonths
THANK YOU ALL
love ya ;)
-Rainflight, the one who loved too much
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