so last friday my school did something called "Brotherhood," during which the 8th graders dress up as various characters from history. I was Maya Angelou.
This is the record of my descent into madness.
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9:40 I wish I could meet Kurt Vonnegut, Maya Angelou, and David Bowie. lucky for me tyhey'er all dead
9:50 AGH THIS IS SO AWKWARD COS MOST OF THIS IS LIKE WAY TOO ADULT AND SO FAR I'VE ONLY SEEN SIXTH GRADERS NGAH
10:01 I just realized how say Maya Angelou's life was
10:02 i can't socialize
10:07 TEACHERS = TENSION
10:08 stop asking me things agh
10:09 WHY AM I TORTURING MY FEET WITH THESE SHOES
10:10 the guy doing Louis Armstrong is right next to me and someone asked "what's your favorite song that you wrote"and I almost screeched CABA-FRIGGIN-RET but i didn't
10:13 I'm definitely not wearing this all day idc that its' realiry realease i'm not oding it
10:15 THIS IS SO AWKWARD WHY
just imagine what it's gonna be like when I go back to my hipstery schoolio
10:18 NO MY ERASER
10:19 i want my notebook with that weird 2016 -> 1915 thing do i have it? OMSC YESTHANKTRALFAMADOREIMNOTANERDWHATLMAO
10:24 oml that was so awkward
10:27 YAY SOMEONE SUPPORTIVE ILY >V<
10:30 if everyone interacts with me like our counselor ms. jansen just did i would be fine
10:38 I need my mints and my phone and my THANKYOUHAILEYFORHTECHEERIOS charger and my agenda
10:40 A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR LEFT
10:42 just had a conversation with ms. janswen about kurt vonnegut... probably not the best idea
10:43 ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL AND LOUIS ARMSTRONG ARE FOOLING AROUND ON THAT LITTLE BRASS INSTRUMENT THING I DONT WANNA CALL IT A TRUMPET COS IT MIGHT NOT BE AND OML WHAT A SIGHT AND WHAT A SOUND
10:45 ALL MY CLOTHES ARE TOO BIG
10:46 We've been playing CHuck Barry music all day I love this
10:50 SHOULD I BREAK THE RULES AND GO TO MY LOCKER
SHOULD I
10:55 STOP SAYING I LOOK LIKE CALEB I DON'T LOOK LIKE CALEB
10:58 ONE HOUR LEFT
10:59 cant wait till this is over then i can get out of this stupid outfit why did i even wear these stupid shoes they're too small for me i wanted to be mark twain why
11:03 oh maln
11:08 OH GOD I'M BORING
11:14 he's not letting us havE ouR bREAKS OML
11:15 it smells like chick fil a and now im starving
11:21 40 minutes
11:41 20 minutes my feet hurt so bad
11:45 HOW CAN PEOPLE WEAR HEELS
11:52 EVERYONE NEEDS TO PEE AND NO ONE CAN LEAVE
11:57 SO
CLOSE
11:58 NNNNNNGAAAH
DAS RIGHT I CAN DO THIS
11:59 NEEEEBUSFEE
12:00 KNGSFIOEHNN
iIM RFEEEREE
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