weird things parker says

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basically just a bunch of random shit that i say.

"I'M A FUCKING FURBY"

*awkwardly dances*
*screws up badly*

"<insert rambling here>"

"like, no, stfu, and gtfo"

"wELL THEN"

"all-o y'all are a bunch of fucking idiots."

"aHAHA I DONT WATCH WANDER OVER YONDER/RC9GN/DANNY PHANTOM/BASICALLY ANY SHOW THAT NO ONE WATCHES ANYMORE"

"oh hell"

"one sec"

"oh ew"

"ew it me"

"iNSERT SHITTY PUN HERE"

"literally"

"FAKE FANS EW"

"basically ew"

"ugh old art"

"brh"

"bruh"

"and uh"

idk where i was going with this, i'm not funny anymore

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