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warning: a lot of this stuff may be left over from 2014 when i was a very cringe worthy individual so just Be CaReFuL ok ok
HEY THERE YALL SO I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH A BUNCH OF FMA PICTURES WHEN I SAW THIS AMAZING THING AND I THOUGHT sans would totally do this SO THEN I THOUGHT
*gasp*
WHAT IF
METTATON EX
MET
EDWARD AND ALPHONSE
oh dear god here we go
also maybe featuring some random tyler joseph
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Sparkly cloud of poof!
Mettaton EX: OH, YES!!!
Poof cloud disperses
Ed: who the hell are you?
((A/N: I AM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE METTATON IS NOT THE MOST FAMILIAR CHARACTER TO ME SO HE MAY SEEM A LITTLE OOC SO IM SORRY SO WILL THE BROTHERS COS YKNOW ITS BEEN SO LONG))
Mettaton EX: You don't know me? Well, sure. This is my newly-revealed form. You may not have been watching.
((I realize he has anti-human combat shiz))
MTT EX: Wait... Are you two humans?
Ed & Al: *nod slowly*
MTT EX: YOU KNOW WHAT ITS TIME FOR!
Game show set appears in a poof cloud
Al: What... Is this, exactly?
MTT EX: Well, a game show, of course! Family Feud: DEATH EDITION!
Ed: Did you say-
MTT EX: THAT'S RIGHT, DEARIES! THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: AMSWER CORRECTLY, OR...
Al: or what ?
MTT EX: YOU DIE!!
[mtt's game show theme begins playing]
Ed: WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFTERY
Al: DKODUEJOCF
MTT EX: I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW! EVERYONE GIVE A HAND TO OUR CONTESTANTS!
[studio claps]
Ed: *turning around crazily* WH THERE'S NOT EVEN AN AUDIENCE WHAT
MTT EX: NOW, THEY'VE NEVR PLAYED BEFORE, BUT I'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED THE RULES, SO LET'S BEGIN!
[Game show Start! wait i mean... uh, yeah]
MTT EX: HM... LET'S START OFF EASY.
What's the prize for answering correctly?
Al: UH MORE QUESTIONS
Ed: MERCY
MTT EX: SORRY, BEAUTY, YOU'RE WRONG! *zaps ed* AS FOR THE OTHER ONE, YOU'RE CORRECT! YOU GET THIS, DON'T YOU?
Ed: stupid robot
MTT EX: ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION!
What is the King's full name?
Both: ASGORE DREEMURR??
MTT: WONDERFUL! EVEN THOUGH NEITHER OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF HIM BEFORE, YOU KNEW HIS NAME! THIS PROVES MONSTERS DESERVE TO BE ON THE SURFACE, ESPECIALLY ME!
Both: ...
MTT: NEXT QUESTION!
What are robots made of?
Ed: Metal and... magic...?
Al: Just go with it so we don't DIE
MTT: THAT'S RIGHT! NOT WHAT THE ARMOUR GUY SAID, BUT WHAT THE OTHER ONE SAID! HERE'S YOUR WONDERFUL PRIZE!
How many flies are in this jar?
Al: FIFTY TWO
Ed: FIFTY FOUR
The armour renders the punishment for answering wrong useless.
MTT: YOU ARMOUR ISN'T FAIR! TAKE IT OFF. OR DON'T. I DON'T CARE. NEXT!
What monster is this?
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Ed: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
Al: it you
MTT: CORRECT! I'M SO FLATTERED YOU REMEMBERED!
Would you smooch a ghost?
Both: uh... heck yeah?
MTT: I'LL OVERLOOK THE FACT THAT YOU BOTH ANSWERED IN A QUESTION, SINCE TECHNICALLY IT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER! you'restillrudeANYWAYS MOVING ON
MTT: NICELY DONE, HUMAN! NOW, HERE'S THE HARD QUESTION~
In the dating simulation game Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, what is Mew Mew's favorite food?
[alphys appears]
Alphys: OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE! IT'S THE SNAIL ICE CREAM! IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH! AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!! BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship... and...
MTT: OH, ALPHYS, ALPHYS! YOU AREN'T... HELPING OUR CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU? YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME! I'LL ASK A QUESTION YOU'LL BE SURE TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO!
Who does Dr. Alphys have a crush on?
Both: ER UH
Al: DON'T KNOW
MTT: ((A/N: I don't actually know what he says here cos y'know so imma make somethin up)) WELL, THAT'S ACCEPTABLE. I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER. DR. ALPHYS HAS A CRUSH ON-
[buzzer sounds]
MTT: OH, WELL, WE'RE OUT OF TIME. SORRY, FOLKS! AND ANYWAY, WITH DR. ALHYS HELPING YOU, THE SHOW WOULD LOSE ALL OF THE TENSION AND DRAMA. METTATON OUT!
[mettaton blasts away]
ALphys: *looks up at mettaton flying away* *looks back at the Elric brothers* *glances around awkwardly* s-so, uh...
