Vicerylle: One Shot Stories

Happily Married

TONIGHT WITH BOY ABUNDA

"The unkabogable and the phenominal star, fresh na fresh from honeymoon in Europe! Wow, let's welcome ang namiss ng lahat, the one and only Vice Ganda! "

"Hello Tito Boy! I miss you" he said and asked for a hug. He stood up and hugged him. Kumalas sa pagkakayakap si Tito Boy upang masimulan na ang kanilang interview dahil limited lang ang oras.

"Kumusta ang buhay may asawa?"

Upon hearing the word 'asawa', Vice couldn't help it not to smile. He's still processing and letting the happening sink in.

"Masaya Tito Boy. Masayang masaya. Ang sarap sarap ng may katabi ka sa paggising mo sa umaga." He said.

"I can see it in your eyes Vice, the over flowing happiness. I'm so happy for the both of you."

He smiled genuinely.

"What make you change Vice? I mean we all know that you're gay. Why marry a girl? "

Humingang malalim si Vice bago sumagot.

"Maybe because love is genderless. Kapag nagmahal ka, even the largest up to the smallest flaw they have, you wouldn't mind telling them to change in an instant. Yes I marry not just to prove someone my worth, but to create a family and to be happy."

"What are thet things na nadiscover mo kay K ngayong mag asawa na kayo?"

"Times 10 po pagkakuripot niya grabeh!"

"Which is a good thing diba." Nag agree naman si Vice.

"How often do you fight?"

"Madalas po. Kasi kahit maliliit na bagay talaga Tito Boy pinupuna niya sa bahay. Ayaw niya kasing makalat"

"Kasi naman ang kalat kalat mo no" naghiyawan ang mga Abundance sa studio sa biglang dumating. Napatawa si Vice at agad na inakbayan ito.

"Mga kapamilya, Karylle!"

K waved and greeted them.

"Bakit ka lumabas ng bahay K?" Vice asked.

"Bakit naman hindi Vice?" Takang tanong ni Tito Boy.

"May lagnat kasi 'to. Baka mapagod" he said at inayos ang nakaharang na buhok sa mukha ni Karylle.

"Ang sweet nyo" Tito Boy commented. "Let's play a game" he added.

"Game"

"I'll give you a card board with your face. So tig dalawa kayo. Vice's face and yours K. I'll be asking questions and you'll raise kung sino ito okay?"

They agreed at umayos ng upo.

"Who was interested marriage first?"

Nagkatinginan sila ang both answered Vice.

"Bakit Vice? How did he opened this topic?"

"Nasa showtime kami nun Tito Boy tapos there's a lot of kids visiting us. Habang nasa lounge kami bigla nalang siyang nag salita"

"Anong sinabi niya?"

"Sabi niya 'Kung magiging Daddy kaya ako sa labindalawang anak natin, magiging magaling ba akong Daddy?' Sabi ko naman Oo kasi caring naman talaga si Vice Ganda diba? "

Natawa bigla si Vice sa pagtawag ng asawa niya sa kanya ng Vice Ganda.

"And then He asked me if I want to spend my life with him. No. Not a proposal pero he just asked me about that. So I'm sure naman na siya na talaga so I said yes."

"Next Question, who is the better cook?"

They both raise K's face.

"Sino ang naghihilik?"

K laughed and raised Vice's Face while Vice raised his face too.

"Who is more a dancer type?"

K raised first, and it was Vice. Si Vice naman ay si K.

"No si Vice talaga. Hindi niyo alam na nagpa bili ng xbox para mag Just Dance. Tapos sobrang nakakatawa siya tingnan."

"Oy hindi niyo lang alam yang si Karylle. Kapag nasa kwarto na. Nako lumalabas pag ka dancer niyan."

K slapped him slight at nagblush. Hindi niya inasahan ang sinagot ni Vice.

"Oh ano ka ngayon ha? Tapang mo ah"

They laughed and proceeded to the next question.

"Who talks dirty more?"

Napatakip sa baba si Karylle at raised her face. Yun din ang sagot Vice.

"Ay si Karylle grabeh! Akala ko talaga dalagang pilipina jusko kung ano ano sinasabi. Hooo inet!"

"The wild side of Karylle indeed" Tito Boy commented. "Sino ang clingy?"

"Vice. Even nung mag boyfriend girlfriend palang kami. Like one time he got sick and it was commercial break. I decided to entertain madlang people while he is sleeping sa lounge. Maya maya lang nabigla ako, someone hugged me from behind. When I found out na siya, napagalitan ko kasi dapat nag papahinga siya. Pero he just said that he missed me and he wants to hug me. "

"Sino ang selosa/o?"

"Ayyyy Si Karylle yan" they both agreed na it was K.

"Kahit sa maliliit mga bagay kuya pinagseselosan niya! Yung aso na parati ko nalang daw binibigyan ng pansin eh siya naman yung Asawa. And I find so cute."

"Arrange these from the most important for you to the least."

"Money, sex, career"

"Sex, career, money" Vice answered first.

"Ikaw k"

"Same thing"

"Sino ang madalas nag aaya?"

Naghiyawan ang mga tao sa studio dahil malalaman na nila kung sino. It's exciting because they imagine Vice being in a situation.

They both raised Vice's face.

"Paano nag aaya ang isang Vice Ganda?"

"Kaloka!!"

"You answer K"

"He bites my ears in a sexy way." She said. "And I like it" she said and looked at Vice. He smiled and winked at her.

"That's it. Palakpakan natin ang mag asawang Viceral. Pwedeng manghingi ng isang kiss?"

He faced her and tuck a strand of hair in her ear. He caressed his nose to lips. And pulled her closer and close. Then he kissed her.

"Mga Kapamilya, Vice Ganda & Ana Karylle Tatlonghari-Viceral!"

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