Tony:
|| deez nuts ||
That's literally all he'll say.
"Tony, can you take out the trash please?"
"DEEZ NUTS"
"Can you go walk the dog?"
"DEEZ NUTS"
"What do you want for dinner?"
"DEEZ NUTS"
"What goes good with this color?"
"DEEZ NUTS"
"What'll it take to shut you the hell up?"
"DEEZ NUTS"
You were 100% done.
Steve:
|| bruh ||
Any vine that had the "bruh" sound effect automatically made that clip at least 100x funnier for the both of you. The tone of it was so done and and in an "are you for real" tone, it was just funny to the both of you. It just was.
Thor:
|| gotta eat dat booty like groceries ||
Ok let's get this straight; Thor's innocent little mind connected groceries to Poptarts. Nothing more, nothing less. The poor puppy of a man didn't understand what was so funny about "Poptarts".
Clint:
|| y dafuq u lyin ||
You literally drove Clint insane this one.
"I'm sorry (y/n)"
"Why dafuq you lyin"
"Yes I finished all the things you left me to do,"
"Why you always lyin"
"No I do not know why there is an arrow in our newly painted wall"
"Mm oh my god,"
"Whoo damn, look at my muscles (y/n)!"
"Stop fuckin lyin"
It annoyed Clint, so obviously it was hilarious.
Bruce:
|| shia lebouf - just do it ||
JUST DO IT
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
SO JUST DO IT
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
DO IT
JUST DO IT
YES, YOU CAN
JUST DO IT
IF YOU'RE TIRED OF STARTING OVER
STOP GIVING UP
What was not funny about a 29 year old ranting at a camera, trying to flex.
Bruce laughs at all the vines that have that speech intertwined in them, but when you laughed at a specific one;
Old woman: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Shia: YES YOU CAN
Shia: JUST DO IT
Bruce was not amused.
But you were.
Pietro:
|| what are those ||
Okay, literally everyone is saying it.
One day, you came home, yelping as you burst through the door, with a huge Nike bag.
"PIET!" You called out excitedly.
"I'M TAKING A SHIT (Y/N)," He screeched from upstairs.
"BUT YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT MY TOTALLY LEGIT SLIDES!" You cheered as you took them out of the box and tried them on.
Within two seconds, you felt a dizzying wind around you.
"WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE??" Pietro yelled pointing at your new shoes.
His pants were in a pile at his ankles, but thank god he had his underwear on.
"Bruh,"
Natasha:
|| i've mcfallen ||
So basically it was a vine of a woman who was holding her McDonald's and was making her way out of the place, when she tripped, and when she landed on the ground, she yelled,
"I'VE MCFALLEN! I'M OK,"
Dude.
Mcfallen.
You and Natasha mcfell to the floor laughing, at how quickly the woman had come up with that.
Bucky:
|| john cena ||
You both would annoy the whole team by replying with "JOHN CENAAA" every chance you got. Plus the vines that had the John Cena clips were hilarious.
Whose that Pokemon?!
JOHN CENA
And what would you like for Christmas?
JOHN CENA
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...
JOHN CENA
You used to call me on my cellphone. Late night when you need-
JOHN CENA
Honestly, what is life anymore at this point.
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Avengers Preferences and Imagines
FanfictionJust a humble collection of stories about our favorite group of heroes! !!!! CURRENTLY UNDERGOING AESTHETIC CHANGES AND CONTENT EDITS !!!! I'm trying to edit my previous chapters before writing more! These chapters are cringe because I wrote them s...
