PLEASE READ!!!!
Okay bats I'm doing this in all my other books, it's kind of like a Wattpad tradition for me
HAPPY CHRSTMAS EVE!!!!
or is it MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!! I can't remember...
Okay so my tradition is I just write a bunch of funny conversations with the characters
So.... READ
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Clark: Haha your worst enemy is a clown
Bruce: Your worst enemy is a rock
Clark: Touché
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Bruce: There's something on your face
*Punches scarecrow*
Bruce: ITS PAIN!!!
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(This is if the DC and Marvel superheroes knew each other)
Bruce: Spidey...
Peter: Yeah?
Bruce: Dinner at my place?
Peter: sure!
Bruce: We're having Uncle Ben rice (it's a real thing)
*Peter glares at Bruce as Bruce silently snickers*
Peter: Well, Are your parents going to be there?
*Bruce stops laughing and Peter smirks*
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Damian: Hey Todd, do you want to see my picture?
Jason: Why? It's probably some dumb art project you made in school.....
*Damians hands Jason the picture*
Jason: What is it?
Damian: It's me beating up Drake
Jason: ............
Damian: ...........
Jason: This one's going on the fridge.
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Dick: So my girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman. What a joker.
Tim: ...........
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Riddler: What travels down an alley and has holes in it?
Bruce: *Tears up* My parents....
Riddler: What? Oh no- man I'm sorry it was supposed to be a bowling ball
Damian: ?
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Dick: Do you want to build a sn-
Jason: No.
Dick: okay
Jason: Die.
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Disclaimer: THESE ARE NOT MINE
Hahahaha omg I love this
Lol lol lol lol lol lol
HAPPY/MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
Comment if I should put more of these
~ Magictwist377
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