yoongi answer your stupid questions

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Q: still waiting for you to fck me in bed (: jimxnt

A: still waiting for jimin to fuck me in bed— I mean what.

Q: sugaboy (yes my nickname for you sorry it's fucked up) rate jimin's swaeg from 1-10 😂 *coughs* pls I'm still waiting for that season *coughs* sweetloops

A: jimin got no sweg fam why would I rate that piece of ass?

Q: do u like minkii ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) possiblyobsessed

A: pardon?

Q: when the hell will u hit minkii up and say u wanna meet we all know ur thirsty for the jibooty or minkassi possiblyobsessed

A: /gasp
how did you know I'm all over that piece of ass?— I mEAN wHAt.

Q: yOONmin kihyuned

A: /secretly ships yoonmin too

Q: u straight? Yoongicupcakes

A: I'm questioning that to myself too

Q: will u kill the dog maybejamless

A: believe me I tried

Q: sleep w me? maybejamless

A: no

Q: sleep w hoseok? maybejamless

A: who is hoseok

Q: sleep w dog? maybejamless

A: i rather loses all of my sweg than sleep with that... thing.

Q: sleep w min? maybejamless

A: no ofc why would i hahahahaha /sweats

Q: sleep w jimin? maybejamless

A: i'll consider

Q: Sleep w turtle? maybejamless

A: turtle what

Q: did u like my sleep w spams)) maybejamless

A: its aight i guess

Q: Daddy kink with minkii or threesome w jimin and minkii sighkook

A: why not both? ;)

Q: I FEEL WEIRD FOR ASKING THIS BUT BE WISE YOONGI sighkook

A: "be wise"? bitch i am wise the fuck

Q: cAN U PLS SLAP THE JIBOOTY ONE MORE TIME taespresso

A: one more time? why not every damn time?

Q: eXpLAIN HOW IT FEELS IN ONE PARAGRAPH PLS taespresso

A: "it's so huge u can't even fit ur whole hand" - min yoongi, 2k16

Q: are u gay for jimin aerizxwa

A: /sighs

Q: cAN U MAKE YOONMIN REAL peachybaek

A: fam i tried

Q: Do u like jimin or do u just have as butt kink allmintyfeels

A: probably the butt kink

Q: Ok but does yoonmin exist??? jiminebabo

A: what do you think?

Q: Okay, but if yoonmin doesn't work out for you, can you end up with me?? charlie_mara

A: no. it will somehow magically work out.

Q: Also,

Do you like..... suga kookie? charlie_mara

A: the fuck is that

Q: Does yoonmin exist fam fairyjimin

A: it's like asking does unicorn exist

Q: Can I be your best friend? Do I have jams? Lmao u my bias plx love me lmao Ohmaynholehshuiat

A: no way my best friend is my sweg, my pillow, and my trophy. and what the fuck is jams?

Q: HOW YOUR FINGERS COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TAPING ON YOUR PHONE WITH THESE LIKE YOU TAP THE JIBOOTY i'm so creep fml Mana-tan

A: why should i tap my phone when i can tap ur pussy

Q: PLEASE ANSWER GIVE A DESCRIPTION OH JIBOOTYS ASS PLS ITS FOR HOMEWORK possiblyobsessed

A: what kind of homework is that

Q: PLS LOVE JIMIN trashjar

A: too much sweg to love that piece of ass

sorry it sucks

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