minkii: yoongi
minkii: yOONGI ANSWER ME
minkii: I SEND U TEXTS FOR LIKE
minkii: TWO DAYS AND U DIDNT ANSWER
minkii: ARE YOU IGNORING ME
minkii: ARE YOU DEAD?
minkii: oh shit are you really dead tho
kinkyoongi: wazzup
kinkyoongi: woman im not dead calm the fuck down
kinkyoongi: its not dead its sleeping
kinkyoongi: i was sleeping
minkii: fOR TWO DAYS?
kinkyoongi: yaz
minkii: well damn
minkii: aNYWAY
minkii: im sorry about the party
kinkyoongi: wait what
kinkyoongi: what happened at the party
minkii: no um
minkii: you don't remember..?
kinkyoongi: um no.......?
kinkyoongi: WAIT
minkii: ??!!!!!???
kinkyoongi: we been fucking?
minkii: OH MY GOD NOOO???
minkii: tHE FUCK??
minkii: ISHAKBSKhxhanbssoh
kinkyoongi: relax boi
kinkyoongi: and its okay
kinkyoongi: no biggie, its just a stupid celebration party
minkii: so you cool?
kinkyoongi: yea im cool
kinkyoongi: wait no im really hot ;)
minkii: yoongi thats so lame
kinkyoongi: i know
kinkyoongi: i dont have any friends im lonely
minkii: aww :c
minkii: what about jimin tho?
kinkyoongi: aaah fuck that short thick ass
kinkyoongi: he's more of a....
kinkyoongi: servant
minkii: oH SHIT tRuuu
kinkyoongi: i kno right
kinkyoongi: we both have a lot in common
minkii: damn right
kinkyoongi: not to mention sass
minkii: yesyesyesyes
kinkyoongi: i think..
kinkyoongi: you could be my side hoe
minkii: wait what
minkii: SIDE hoe?
kinkyoongi: yup
minkii: who's the main hoe then
kinkyoongi: jimin duh
kinkyoongi: i MEAN WHAT HAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAJA
minkii: ummmm????
kinkyoongi: no im still looking for a main hoe
minkii: ok but you said its jimin
kinkyoongi: nO
kinkyoongi: I TOLD U HES A SERVANT NOTHING MORE
kinkyoongi: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
kinkyoongi: bELIEVEEEE
kinkyoongi: TRUST ME
kinkyoongi: I DIDNT LIE
kinkyoongi: CAN YOU TRUST ME
minkii: OK OK
minkii: geez
minkii: why r u panicking anyway
kinkyoongi: hahahahahahhajaa nothing
kinkyoongi: /cough
umm this sucks. BUT ANYWAY, hi guys I'm sorry I've been gone for a month???? But it's all good now and hopefully I can finish this crap.
YOU ARE READING
Dirty talk || p.j.
Fanfiction"Wanna get naked?" "Id rather shred my eyes with an electric blender than see you naked." "Oh I love how you dirty talk baby."
