daebakkaeb (yes that's a trash because I am one. But then again, aren't we all?)
Q: ur amazing fam -defenestration
A: /cries in ugly manner
Q: nOticeu me 😢!! ughjeon
A: omfg I love your stories pLEASE UPDATE
Q: how tf did you be so awesome jimxnt
A: i was born this way, it's in my nature fam
Q: I fucking love you eonni and its not a question itsSaf
A: fam why u calling me eonni my ass is 14 years old
Q: DON'T KILL ME SENPAI
what were you thinking before making this book? (INFIRES AF) sweetloops
A: tbh I saw a post on Instagram about a guy and a girl texting and they talks shit and I was like "this could be a good jimin fanfic since he is a hoe"
Q: istg if there's a plot twist I punch ur ass possiblyobsessed
A: oOOHH there will be ;)
Q: is that called fisting idk possiblyobsessed
A: fist me daddy ;))
Q: proper question: do u like to commit murder bcs I dird reading your book possiblyobsessed
A: *did
Q: can u not possiblyobsessed
A: no I can't
Q: ur the best ❤️❤️ kihyuned
A: I've never feel so loved
Q: WHY ARENT U PROUD OF THIS BOOK maybejamless
A: I'm afraid I'll dissapoint those who hope high for this book to turn out funny and amazing so sorry for everyone who read this book and it didn't meet your expectations
Q: am I ur friend maybejamless
A: we can be friend :)
Q: let's be flowers together maybejamless
A: why not be hoes together
Q: Haha but ur funny and seem nice sarah_sasa
A: fAM :')
Q: can we be chingus and WHENS UR BDAY :33 sighkook
A: yes we can! hmu fam, AND ITS ON 9 APRIL MARK Y'ALL CALENDARS
Q: BUT YOU FUNNY AND SEEM SOOOOO NICEU sarah_sasa
A: I feel fluttered :')
Q: this ain't a question but dude ILYSM ❤️❤️ Jamless_paprika
A: OMG BBY ILYT ;-;
Q: y R U SO AMAZING taespresso
A: BABY I WAS BORN DIS WAYY No but really I never consider myself as an amazing person but thank u ilysm
Q: CAN U PLS LET YOONGI MURDER EVERYONE AND TURN THIS INTO A MYSTERY FIC taespresso
A: what drugs are you on fam r u high
Q: WTF AM I SAYING taespresso
A: same
Q: how r u such a good writer teach me ur ways sitdownjungkook
A: fAM I SUCK DICKS AT WRITING WYD
Q: what infires u to write a story aerizxwa
A: it could be anything tbh
Q: Adopt me senpai peachybaek
A: but why
Q: How much swaeg is more swaeg bc I need more swaeg allmintyfeels
A: ask yoongi he is lord sweg
Q: if your story happened to you, would you act the way minkii has? charlie_mara
A: um, depends. if namjoon is the one who texts me, i'll freaked out, do backflips 100000000 times, freaked out again, and den proceed calmly answer his text. (lol who am i kidding i can't calm my tits when it comes to namjoon)
Q: Or, would you just die b/c park jimin messaged you charlie_mara
A: probably die bcs hELLOOoo ITS PARK FUCKING JIMIN
Q: Ilysm fairyjimin
A: i love me too
Q: CAN I BE UR FRIEND BECAUSE UR LIKE SO COOL AND DOPE AUTHOR-NIM U GOT JAMS Ohmaynholehshuiat
A: we can be friend ;) but i aint cool and dope wyd
Q: If someone messaged you horny things like jimjam, what's have you done? Act like minki and not block him, or? Mana-tan
A: If this someone is not namjoon, i'll text him "bitch u aint namjoon" and block the shit out of him.
Q: Will this be like the milk fic bcs 10/10 possiblyobsessed
A: no
Q: You are so cute and amazeballs and ily fam trashjar
A: did u just call me cute and amazeballs and ily fam /squeals
this sucks but i tried fam, i tried.
I did not expect so many questions it took me almost 2 hours to do this shit.
YOU ARE READING
Dirty talk || p.j.
Fanfiction"Wanna get naked?" "Id rather shred my eyes with an electric blender than see you naked." "Oh I love how you dirty talk baby."
