jibooty: namjoon bro
jibooty: I know you're my friend and shit
jibooty: but do you have to say bitch to min
namdaddy: who's min
namdaddy: oooohhh
namdaddy: you're noisy girlfriend
jibooty: wha t
namdaddy: she wanted to listen to my rapping but ain't nobody got time for that
jibooty: hOLY FUCK
jibooty: it's just bcs of that?????
jibooty: man u both are so childish
jibooty: I can't even
jibooty: bye I'm moving on to yoongi
namdaddy: /gasp
namdaddy: yoongi is still alive???¿?¿¿?
jibooty: ofc he is you dumbfuck
namdaddy: I never heard of him since...
namdaddy: since he shit his pants on primary school
jibooty: yeah you guys are frenemies and shit
jibooty: all because of he wins the rap battle
namdaddy: shut up
namdaddy: and no he didn't won
namdaddy: it's a tie bitch
jibooty: come on
jibooty: it's just a stupid rap battle
namdaddy: NO ITS NOT
namdaddy: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH
jibooty: /sigh
jibooty: whatever suit yourself
jibooty: but apologize to min that's rude u know
namdaddy: no
jibooty: don't make me slap you hoe
namdaddy: look who's talking
namdaddy: ur a hoe not me
namdaddy: I'm more of a..
namdaddy: daddy
jibooty: what
namdaddy: I'm namdaddy for a reason bitch
jibooty: wHATEVER 'DADDY'
namdaddy: ....
namdaddy: okay don't call me that
jibooty: ok
YOU ARE READING
Dirty talk || p.j.
Fanfiction"Wanna get naked?" "Id rather shred my eyes with an electric blender than see you naked." "Oh I love how you dirty talk baby."
