Mario Kart (Phan Smut)

6- this chapter is trash

*LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE AHEAD*

FIRST OF ALL 200 VIEWS IN A DAY HOLY CARP FISH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! No homo tho

Also if it seems I'm swaying away from Mario Kart, hold your asses it'll come back eventually. Just shut up and read.

But don't shut up because your comments make me smile because you're all so nice.. like they make me cry of happiness sometimes

I stg at least 100 people are going to comment on that "don't cry... craft" but it's the risk I take as a fandom member.

Anything else I want to tell you lovely people? Uh, I should ask you guys some stuff. 1. Would you like a Q&A of some sort? 2. Is this thing any good? Ok 2 questions good job me 100%. Also since y'all are so nice, today's chapter will be super short and full of... well...

OKAY I'M SORRY I'VE RAMBLED SORRY SORRY I'LL WRITE NOW

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*Phil's POV- Diary Entryish?*

I didn't know he was coming. I was on the couch with Dan and it just kinda happened. He pulled it out and started playing, it was quite a sight to see. I couldn't help but smile.

GET YO' MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER YOU SIN

Dan was playing the ukulele. Not a dick.

Nice try tho.

The beautiful chords of the instrument floated into my ears, making me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Ok this does sound a LOT like a dirty Phan smut.

I should know, I've read enough- I mean- *nervous laughter*

*Dan's POV*

I had written Phil a song. I was so nervous to play it. I took out the ukulele I had hidden cleverly behind the couch and started playing. Phil looked at me and smiled, then looked nervous for a second before going back to happy. He was probably talking to himself in his head again. I cleared my throat and started singing.
Make up your own melody woo!

"Bloot

bloot

sounds weird, doesn't it?

But not to me...

Phil, phil, philly cheese steak,

I sing for only your sake,"

I put down the ukulele and put on sunglasses. Time to rap.

"You're my ray of sunshine
Tumblr can't deny
Your face is beautiful
With your striking blue eye

I wanna fuck you
Morning noon and night
My dick gets hard
Just at your sight,"

Phil put his hand over my mouth.

I continued anyways.

"Merrhrrmr
Memremmemr
Mermemr
Merrrhhrrr,"

Phil rolled his eyes, removing his hand and replacing it with his

L

I

Me flavored dick

Haha jk

Lips.

We kissed for a bit before he broke the kiss. "I love you, but your rapping needs work," he said with a half smile.
R00d.

I'm going to end this here, it's Valentine's day and I'm single af

I can't write about love

Not today

*cries in corner eating discount chocolate*