Mario Kart (Phan Smut)

14~ Filler Chapter but ok

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"Damn, Daniel. I want to eat that booty like groceries. I wanna whip that arse and nae nae will I stop. Hopefully by the end you'll have a stanky leg, and you'll have to bop around. You'll go woo, I'm your Superman. It's time to hit the Quan and the sheets."

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU MISSED ON GLEE

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*Dan's POV*

I didn't know I'd I heard Phil right.

"Phil, we literally had sex yesterday," I spoke. A smol bean can only take so much up the ass until it needs to simmer for a bit.

Phil swooped me up with his arm and tilted me back, leaning over me.

I looked up into his ~striking blue eye~ and gasped.

"mmMMMM GURL YOUR CONTACT FELL OUT," I said, snapping upright.

Phil looked confused. "Babe, your more important than a stupid contact-"

"DON'T GO THERE GIRLFRIEND. YOU SAY ONE MORE THING I'LL COME OVER THERE AND SLAP YOU UP I AM NOT JOKIN'." Of course, I included the sassy face.

Don't remember it?

That one.

"Oh my gobstopper, Dan," Phil said, holding his head in his hand. "What?" I asked, as innocently as a sin can get.

"You did not just quote yourself."
"I just quoted myself,

DEAL WITH IT."

*Meanwhile, in Phil's brain...*

*Meanwhile, in Dan's POV...*

Phil looked at me sadly.

Sorz, Phil, but

*Meanwhile, in all of your brains thinking about my use of imagery rn*

*Meanwhile, in Phil's POV...*

Aw. I think I made Dan feel bad. I bet I can tell him something to make him feel loads better.

I took a deep breath.

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I'm just embarrassed to dissapoint you with this chapter

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