Mario Kart (Phan Smut)

16~ A Bridesmaid to the Waiter

Y'all blessed I was going to end it here but after taking a bit of time off I am re-inspired and twice as trash. Possible smut coming as an apology. Oh yeah, and a plot twist. Let's begin.

*Dan's POV*

I broke the kiss first because I couldn't breathe. Man, I need to work out. I need plus one biceps so I can kiss Phil longer. He let out a little giggle, which made me laugh too. I paused.
"Wait, Phil, what are you laughing at?"
Phil pointed to my hair. I slowly reached my hands up until... "Jesus *moo*king Christ Phil! Tell me next time my hair is hobbity!" I frantically palmed my hair down, knowing it wouldn't work.
"Hey! You were pouring your heart out to me! I couldn't interrupt you!" Phil giggled again.
I playfully slugged him on the shoulder. I loved him so much.

"Hey, uh, Dan?"
"Hmn?"
"I know we're all dressed up and stuff but, I've always wanted to make out in public. I guess it's like a weird fetish??"
"IDK"
"Danny pleaase?"
I laughed at him calling me Danny. Phil knew he didn't have to ask me twice. I was practically his slut.
"Fine, but let's play a game with it."
"Okay, Dannyboy, what game?"
"The strip game."
"What? You're making things up."
"Yeah. No. Kinda. Maybe. Let's just get naked."

*Phil's POV*

YAS NAKEY TIME! I've always just wanted to... do to do...

(Dan) Phil it's aight you can say fuck as in the action.

NOOO NO SWEARING

(Dan Dan Tucan) **** **** ************ ***** *******

hah I censored you

(Dan) You son of a-

GET OUT ITS MY TURN

(Dan a lan a ding dong) Dan a lan a ding dong? Really Phil?

What? You're not leaving.

(The biggest loser) Oh **** you Phil.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO WRITE ABOUT!! But somebody won't leave me alone! We have readers. Who are WAITING.

(Phil Trash #1) Okay this one is kinda accurate.

Didn't think it would come to this, but... *starts playing HELLO INTERNET.*

(Someone taller than Brendon Urie's forehead)
OH
HELL
NO
.

Bye bye Dan! ANYWAYS...

I didn't actually think that Dan would agree to having sex in a park, since, you know, that would technically fall under public and having sex is interacting so that's socially interacting which is cool... I guess.
"You have to take off your clothes first though, since you were late to your own wedding."
"What? No."
"Fine, then I'll take them off you."
I slammed Dan back on the bench with one hand. I tried to give him a seductive look. It wasn't very effective. I ended up lying down on top of him, and letting my lips graze his, but not meet.
"Kiss me, dammit," Dan said, between deep, excited breaths.

*Dan's POV*

Phil was leaning in to kiss me, but I knew that I could guide this whatever way I wanted. Phil may be dominant, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore. I closed the gap for him, pulling Phil closer on top of me. I rubbed my hands up and down his back, trying to feel if he was loving it as much as I was.

Phil broke the kiss, his bright blue eyes a deep navy from lust. He stared deep into my eyes when-

CRACK!!

The sound of a gun firing echoed through my ears I frantically started to look around for who got shot, pushing Phil off me and standing up. The whole world was spinning as I couldn't see a single person shot. I couldn't look down. I couldn't l-

"Dan."

Tears were rushing to my eyes, blurring my vision as I looked down. Phil's pale face was slowly getting paler, his eyes grayer, and the grass around him redder. "No, Phil, no NO NO!" I crumbled to the ground.

Phil smiled at me.

It was almost insulting.

"I love you."

He went limp.

"PHILLIP MOTHERFUCKING LESTER YOU ARE NOT DYING ON MY WEDDING DAY."

I scooped him up and called 999.

I wish this was a sin.

But it's a tragedy.

I CHIME IN WITH A

I'm sorry I had to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯