One day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a fake number. But who knew something good could come...
Phil: ello, Daniel! How might you be faring today?
Dan: im quite alright
Dan: you?
Phil: im not too bad myself XD
Phil: it was nice meeting you
Phil: even tho you could have been a pedophiile
Dan: it was nice meeting you too
Dan: im glad you're not a pedo phile
Dan: that wouldn't be good
Phil: i agree
Dan: you are my new gay best friend!
Phil: oi, you're kinda gay too
Dan: nuh uh
Dan: i am grey asexual biromantic
Dan: that is very different
Dan: learn to appreciate more different sexualities PHIL
Phil: yeah yeah
Phil: so what did you want to talk about
Phil: since you texted me first
Dan: i dunno
Dan: i was jsut kinda bored so i figured id text yoy
Dan: *you
Dan: we could talk about mussic
Dan: like tøp or melanie martinez
Phil: i didnt know you liked melanie martinez
Phil: or twenty øne piløts
Phil: but yeah ok
Phil: i havent listened to either of them much, so enlighten me
Dan: this is melanie
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and this is tøp
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Phil: I knew who tøp was
Phil: what kind of music do they make
Phil: or she
Dan: melanie make creepyish pastel like songs and dont ask about tøp
Dan: you should check them out
Dan: i think youd like them
Phil: okay dan
Phil: anything for you love xxx
Dan: thx love xxx
Phil: bye love xxx
Dan: bye love xxxx :D
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|Omg im sorry for not updating in forever im so irresponsible i havent been to my sewing class in months and i need to finish sewing something oops wattpad ruined my life|
