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Tuesday February 16
4:49pm

"So..."

"..."

"Is there something you want to tell me?"

"... thankyouforthecookiebasket."

"I'm sorry, what was that?"

"You're a very big dick."

"I know I have a very big dick, no need to state the obvious."

"With big dicks come big egos."

"I guess you're not wrong. So, you were saying?"

"... Thank you for the cookie basket."

"Oh, you are very welcome! I'm guessing no one stole it considering it was waiting at the foot of your locker."

"But I still don't know your name."

"Of course you do, it's Darth Vader."

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