"Hello, how may I help you today? The day is hot and the time is ripe for a frozen popsicle"
"Is that how you greet everyone? Wow, you are lame"
As soon as he heard the voice , he knew it was her.
"Shit", He whispered.
"I heard you", She replied, her voice high-pitched.
"Flo-"
"Hey Batty, my ice-cream didn't melt. How did you do it?"
"Well, technically, it wasn't me but it's a process which begins with safely transporting the ice-cream to the cooler and then we-"
She yawns,"You could help me sleep at night. So boring"
"Why did you call me?"
"I need entertainment"
"Read a book, watch a movie- you know what normal people do or for you, go knit sweaters for your pets"
"....."
"I can't knit. Do you know how to? Knit sweaters for them"
"What- no. I can't knit"
"Are you sure about that?"
"Well fine, I can knit but it only covers the basics"
"Good enough for me"
"I am not going to knit sweaters for you!"
"I want ice-cream. Guava , perhaps. Also, can you deliver fun size ice-creams for my adorable pets?"
"You literally wanted sweaters for them a minute ago"
"Actually, when they eat the ice-cream, they'll catch a cold and then,I'll use the sweaters, yes?"
"Smart"
"Bye,Bye.Place my order"
"No"
"My name is no, my number is no,my sign is. Wait. You already know my number. Damn it"
He chuckled ,"And there you go, quoting the lyrics of a song. Typical"
"No one ever said I was different. I may as well be typical. Alright, placed my order?"
"How about I keep standing here and you keep irritating me?"
"GO ALREADY. MY PETS NEED THEIR CHILL."
"So do you. Stop yelling, I think a customer just heard you"
"Oh really? I am flattered. I should be in opera, then"
"Opera shouldn't be the cause of deafness"
"Yea.WAIT, WAS THAT FOR ME? GO ALREADY"
" ..."
" I WILL SCREAM LOUDLY UNTIL YOU GO.HAHAHAHAHA"
" Oh my. Mo-JoJo would be envious when he heard my villainous laughter"
"Bye. And stop calling me"
"You scare me, Flo. And you were the one who called me"
"SERIOUSLY? YOU ARE STILL HERE. MY ICE-CREAM COULD BE MELTING ,BOY"
*call ended*
A/N : I am on a roll.But honestly,I love Brent and Flo so much.
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