The phone rang and his co-workers slyly snuck a glance in his direction.
He noticed. Everyone else did too. He talked to someone named Flo.
"BATTY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU."
"Whoa. I knew you liked me but Flo , I ain't looking for love."
He could feel her roll her eyes, " I don't even like you. I just temporarily love you. "
"Why? What have I done to catch Aunt Flo's attention?"
" Owl City. I listened to Adam Young sing Vanilla Twilight and now I'm never coming back from wonderland"
"I'll just pat myself on the back for transporting you to a place where you can't irritate me."
" Please. I'll always find a way to annoy you.Always . So you are not right. Again. Strive to be me"
"And you are always right?"
"Mostly.I am right about a lot of things"
"Like?"
"With your IQ, I don't think you would understand"
"Sarcastic comeback :Loading. Hold up"
"Haha- I am so much more cooler than you, Batty"
"If you are cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?"
"Damn. Slayin', Dark Knight"
"Although,I do want a lychee ice-cream for me and my pets too"
"Again? It's hard getting those fun size cones , y'know"
"Along with a chocolate wafer."
"Hmph.How about a no?"
"Don't you aim to please your customers?"
"I can think of more than one way to please you."
"Did you just? So dirty - I need to put you in the washing machine.Real mature, Batman"
"Says you, Aunt Flo"
"Bye.It's useless talking to you"
"What? No.Wait"
"..."
*call ended*
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